Welcome b-movie fan. Here is a safe place to indulge in your more unsavory cinematic tastes. You watch them after family members go to bed, your significant other screws up their face in disgust every time you linger over Gymkata. Once, a friend even hit you for renting something really awful. That is all going to change. Here is a website where you can read reviews, talk with other b-movie fans, and glorify the genre. I am Andrew Borntreger, I am with the government, and I am here to help.
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Frigga was kidnapped, forced to become a heroin-addicted prostitute, and had her eye cut out for scratching a customer. She is, to say the least, a very angry one-eyed hooker with a sawed-off double-barreled shotgun.
Lesson Learned:
- Little girls should never play with giant berserker leprechauns.
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The terrifying secret of the town of Silent Hill is that nobody knows what is going on. The pyramid-headed sadistic ogre that rips people's skin off is also pretty scary.
Lesson Learned: - There are only two ways to get out of Purgatory. Barbed wire is the hard way.
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A man's home is his castle, and possibly his last refuge from the brain-eating legions of undead. Is your house ready?
- The "smoking hot MILF" who lives next door is going to come looking for you. Unfortunately, that is not going to happen until after she becomes a zombie. Life is unfair. Deal with it.
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Reader review by Information Geek. Earl and Burt are happiest when they are blowing up giant man-eating worms. Unfortunately, it turns out that Graboids are not always worms. Sometimes, they are something else.
Something to watch for: - 25 mins – I don't think that little squirt bottle and those tiny towels are going to be able to clean up that mess.
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| SCREENERS |
Due to the volume of submissions, I am unable to accept screeners for review.
This is a pity, because I have seen a number of hidden gems via screeners. On the other hand, I have also been subjected to true torture by certain sadistic director/producers.
Information about new films can be posted in the Press Releases and News section of the forum. | |
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Neanderthal warriors participated in the siege of Troy.