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« on: November 18, 1998, 07:17:36 PM »

My roommate and I love this movie.  It is worth watching just to see a line at the end.  If you've seen it then you know what Im talking about.  Also, nothing beats flying bits of meat and bones when the chicks are using the chainsaws.  See it!
« Reply #1 on: November 18, 1998, 07:17:36 PM »

Who the hell that thought of this movie I see this movie in all the movie reviews I read. Is this some Cheap Texas Chainsaw Massicure Remake. Talk about A cheap movie You should Review Texas Chainsaw Massicure it's a Classic. After you Review The Guyver you'll love Guyver 2 Dark Hero. Evil Dead 2  is the only Evil Dead I haven't seen. Review Amry of Darkness. That is a real Funny Sequel. Good Job at 50 Reviews.
« Reply #2 on: April 03, 1999, 03:11:46 PM »

This movie is great. It is played for laughs (I laughed a lot) It should be noted that this movie stars Linnea Quigley, probably the most popular of all scream queens. It also has Gunnar Hanson who played Leatherface in the Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
Paul H.
« Reply #3 on: February 02, 2000, 02:40:19 PM »

What makes this movie good?  It is not the chainsaws.  It is not the hookers.  It is the dialogue.  The best deadpan line delivery this side of _Trancers_ and _Cannibal Women in the Avacado Jungle of Death_.  

2.5-3.5 green globs   (higher if the film quality and lighting was better.)
« Reply #4 on: August 15, 2000, 08:44:48 AM »

Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers might be the only B-flick played for laughs that is actually FUNNY. Drink three beers (Rolling Rock, preferably) and have a fourth handy and DIG IT. Michelle Bauer never looked so...well, actually, I never quite got the Michelle Bauer appeal. But Linnea? Yum...I tell ya, all we're missing here is Monique Gabrielle. Really, where the hell was Monique? Filming some silly Emmanuelle flick? Please. She should smack her agent. Brinke Stevens too. Together, they should smack their agents. I'd like to see that, actually...

To sum up, "Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers" is the greatest movie ever. The other greatest movie ever is "Troll 2."
Macabre Matt
« Reply #5 on: November 25, 2006, 04:09:49 PM »

Top film starring Gunnar Hansen of Leatherface, fame. Love the scream queens, how's the part where they drink sacrificial motor oil, what a p**s up!!!
The Necrofile-Crocodile
« Reply #6 on: January 01, 2002, 06:43:19 PM »

This movie is boring. It is only worth watching, for a sexual stimulation between two hetero-sexuals.
« Reply #7 on: November 25, 2006, 04:09:03 PM »

A friend of mine actually participated in a research
study that measured whether or not this movie
turned him on or not. I am not making this up.
« Reply #8 on: November 25, 2006, 04:10:12 PM »

Only reason i bought this movie was to see Gunnar Hansen, and i was dissapointed that he didn't re-live his role of Leatherface, but it was still worth a look. It's no Texas Chainsaw Massacre but it wasn't intended to be...
Gotta love a movie about an ancient egyptian chainsaw cult
"They didnt have chainsaws back then!" "Yeah but they had chainsaw's of the gods!"

« Reply #9 on: January 10, 2003, 09:56:05 PM »

Gunner hanson is a great actor for his time. The texas chainsaw Massacre was one movie that really causes people to think. I work in haunted houses and if it wasnt for  the Chainsaw Massacre a lot of people would just walk right out of the exits. Gunnar put a fear in to people that will live forever.
Steven Bias
« Reply #10 on: November 25, 2006, 04:10:12 PM »

Man was this movie cool...I bought the colour box version in a old second hand video shop, it was cut a bit but i didnt care even without the gore it was fun,entertaining and sexy.Fred Olen Ray is a great
least for making cheesy enjoyable movies.
Michelle Bauer wass in this she hot or what!
By the way if you liked her in this film you might want to
check out her in "The Tomb" which is also directed by Fred.
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« Reply #11 on: October 18, 2009, 02:12:25 AM »

 God if filmakers in India got a hold of this they could make "Bollywood Chainsaw Hookers"

Where's Glen(Amazing Collosal Man, MST3K version)
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