He warned me, warned me, WARNED ME! DON'T LISTEN TO PUBERTY LOVE, he said, FOR ALL THAT IS HOLY. DON'T LISTEN?
Wha'd I do? I LISTENED!!!!!
And here's how my soul thanked me--->

Oh, Andrew, why--WHY didn't I listen!?!
But besides that, I've always wanted to see this movie and its sequel! I must now go and give tribute to the gods of Amazon and buy them, thus satisfying me B-movie craving...