Sextette

[wagu39]

At first I didn't want to buy the movie [I read how bad it was], but after seeing the clip, I decide that I should have it. At least it will make me laugh.

[clockworkcanary]

I'm still cracking up that Alice Cooper plays a waiter in this movie! (the last image on the review page!) hahahaah!

[Mrs Patrick Campbell]

We LOVED this movie! Timothy is SO gorgeous - does Timothy have sizemeat? We are certain that Timothy is a homosexual, though she would probably become quite angry if told so. A sister we know was in the movie. She plays the BBC announceress.

[Ryan J. Kenner]

The most disturbing thing is that you swear that Timothy Dalton is James Bond, sucking up to granny's fanny because he's trying to get the inside on some Russian terrorist group, only to find out half way that Dalton actually isn't on a mission and is actually serious in swooning over Mae West.  :bluesad:F

An extremely bad movie that is scarier than any horror movie ever made.

[Tsukasa Macleod]

My dad always said that he looked like Timothy Dalton. After seeing this movie I never looked at him the same way again. This movie is so bad, that you could watch "Citizen Kane" "Godfather" "Casablanca" and "Seven Samurai" all together back to back afterwards, and it still wouldn't make up for it! BURN IN HELL MAE! 2 hours I could have spent watching something decent.

[kentme]

I LOOOOOOVE this film!  It's so wonderfully terrible.  I haven't seen it in a few years, but reading about how horrible it is all is making me wonder why I haven't seen it lately. The "Love Will Keep Us Together" duet between Marlo and her husband is probably one of my Top Ten favorite moments in film HISTORY.  For real.  With gauze on the camera lens, the close-up of Mae when hubby sings, "Young and beautiful, your looks will never be gone" is classic...fuzzy, campy, bizarre, disturbing, charming...who could ask for anything more!!   I love it. I've hard many stories about the making of this film and all I can say is Thank God all of the producers and crew were all completely high at the time!  Viva La Sextette!