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David Fullam
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« on: January 29, 2006, 06:36:02 PM »
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Got to the IMDB and see if you can find the review by the guy who worked at a theater the night this thing came out. Classic stuff.
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Steve
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« Reply #1 on: November 25, 2006, 04:09:03 PM »
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What sad, strange, twisted little video store do you get to go to that stocks these movies, Andrew?  I have to search for copies of obscurist, bizarre movies, and you seem to have the Mom-and-Pop from Heck!
I love this site!
-Steve
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Predseda
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« Reply #2 on: February 07, 2006, 03:45:08 AM »
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That white car is not a Rolls-Royce.
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paul
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« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2006, 06:26:56 PM »
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this film besmerched by eyes
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« Reply #4 on: November 25, 2006, 04:09:49 PM »
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I saw this in glorious 35mm at a Sci-Fi marathon I went to last year.  The audience had no idea what they were in for. It blew my mind.  I immediately went out and bought the dvd.  It's that awesomely bad!
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« Reply #5 on: November 25, 2006, 04:10:12 PM »
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Predseda is right. It's not a Rolls. If my eyes don't deceive me it's a (overly) customized Pontiac Bonneville/Grandville.

Hmm...in that case, here's the next song number for 'The Apple':

"It's hard being a pimped-out Pontiac..."
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« Reply #6 on: November 25, 2006, 04:09:49 PM »
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Update: Menahem Golan/Yuri Globus (yes, THEM) are responsible for this...um...*creation*.

Take it for what it's worth.
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« Reply #7 on: April 16, 2006, 02:01:39 PM »
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Nice G-String!
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« Reply #8 on: November 25, 2006, 04:09:49 PM »
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I found this on NetFlix, guyz! It's in my rental queue right now. I MUST SEE THIS FILM!!!
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« Reply #9 on: November 25, 2006, 04:10:12 PM »
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I got to see The Apple this past weekend and I don't think that my brain will ever completely recover from it.

This movie is so bad that it exists in its own realm.

The worst thing is that as awful as the songs are, they really get stuck in your head.

I keep finding myself singing to myself "Voodoo apple, Ju Ju Apple."
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« Reply #10 on: November 25, 2006, 04:10:12 PM »
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Ok, I saw it. Totally badtastic! This movie should be shown back-to-back with "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" and they should hand out candy apples during the hors d'oeuvre scene.  
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« Reply #11 on: April 14, 2007, 11:28:59 PM »
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I love this movie. I know it has hardly any redeeming qualities, but I can't help it- it's just so... fascinating. This is definitely one of those good bad movies.

Remember: "Cultivate their need, Grab them by their greed!"
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« Reply #12 on: July 12, 2007, 01:22:06 PM »
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...I've got to stop comming to this site. I'm up to almost a half-dozen

"Sweet Jeezuz, I have to dig up this dump"

movies.

Fighting bad music with a bad musical. I think I might start foaming at the mouth.
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« Reply #13 on: August 24, 2007, 11:21:11 AM »
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 BounceGiggle

I will be adding this film to my collection and that's all there is to it.  I was mesmerized by that clip.   Twirling

I miss where there was a video store you could find this kind of thing at.  Or...at least have this appear late at night on TV when you couldn't sleep.  I really really miss that. 
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« Reply #14 on: May 10, 2008, 12:25:05 PM »
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"Personally, I think it had to be something he ate. Mercury, perhaps."

Nah, couldn't have been. Mercury was eaten up by Universal Music Group in the late 1980s.
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