Texdar
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« on: July 13, 2007, 04:54:12 AM » |
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 I told you jello baths won't make you look younger! |
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I bent my wookie!
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DodgingGrunge
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Consistency is the hobgoblin of small minds.
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« Reply #1 on: July 13, 2007, 05:31:20 AM » |
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Jesus Henry, you promised me you were going to stop doing this. You saw Hellrasier like ten years ago. This joke wasn't funny then and it isn't funny now!
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AnubisVonMojo
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Jesus H. Chelios!
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« Reply #2 on: July 13, 2007, 08:17:00 AM » |
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"The Blob is back! And this time, it's horny..."
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 "Don't make me stain my last clean shirt with the back of your head." - Shatter Dead
"A grizzly bear with a chainsaw. Now THERE's a killing machine!" - The Simpsons
"I've always wanted to make love to an angry welder." - Jaws: the Revenge |
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Mr. DS
Master Of Cinematic Bowel Movements
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"No I obviously do not have a dead cat in here..."
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« Reply #3 on: July 13, 2007, 09:30:32 AM » |
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Ok...I guess its time to clear this clog...
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Andrew
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I know where my towel is.
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« Reply #4 on: July 13, 2007, 11:06:23 AM » |
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Unfortunately, in his haste to wash off the skunk's spray, Wilbur made the fatal mistake of substituting tomato paste for tomato juice.
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Andrew Borntreger
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DodgingGrunge
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Consistency is the hobgoblin of small minds.
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« Reply #5 on: July 13, 2007, 11:31:25 AM » |
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Unfortunately, in his haste to wash off the skunk's spray, Wilbur made the fatal mistake of substituting tomato paste for tomato juice.
I made that very mistake when I was little, trying to de-skunk my dog. If he was to list the grandest humiliations of his life, I'm sure being dyed pink would be a close second to getting neutered. Worst of all, the stench stuck. |
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Joe the Destroyer
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« Reply #6 on: July 13, 2007, 03:12:09 PM » |
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...For those heavy flow days.
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Yaddo 42
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Where's that brick.......
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« Reply #7 on: July 14, 2007, 01:05:35 AM » |
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World's worst Jello Wrestling Night ever.
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blah blah stuff blah blah obscure pop culture reference blah blah clever turn of phrase blah blah bad pun blah blah bad link blah blah zzzz.....
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BlackAngel75
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eject...eject
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« Reply #8 on: July 14, 2007, 01:43:37 AM » |
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This is the last time I call Roto Rooter
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We all know Bill is a little nuts, but George has actually tasted them.
-Betty White at the William Shatner Roast
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Dr. Whom
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Cthulhu for president! Why choose the lesser evil?
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« Reply #9 on: July 14, 2007, 04:41:28 AM » |
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Melvin, I told you not to use the bath tub for your science project!
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"Once you get past a certain threshold, everyone's problems are the same: fortifying your island and hiding the heat signature from your fusion reactor."
Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.
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RCMerchant
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"Charlie,we're in HELL!"-"yeah,ain't it groovy?!"
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« Reply #10 on: July 14, 2007, 04:56:38 AM » |
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Dam...what a hangover...aw...sh#t! I puked in the tube again last nite...
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\"Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!\" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)  You think your evil,but your not.-BLACK FLAG IIII http://rcmerchant.tumblr.com/ |
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Wortcov
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the High Inquisitor of bath and wells
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« Reply #11 on: July 14, 2007, 05:24:45 PM » |
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help, I have fallen into a a bathub full of hot sause!! it burns!BURNS!!!  |
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Cotexman
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« Reply #12 on: January 11, 2008, 10:18:59 PM » |
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Does this mean I've earned my "Red Wings" Flo?
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SynapticBoomstick
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The Crowbar: useful tool and zombie club.
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« Reply #13 on: January 13, 2008, 02:12:27 AM » |
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"Spooky entity in the bathtub? Call TAPS: We can handle both!"
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"If I ever find the definition for science fiction I shall immediatly try to break it." -Roger Zelazny
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TheGreatWhiteDope
Movie Reviewer And Professional Nit-Picking Geek
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I have more DVDs than brain cells...
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« Reply #14 on: January 13, 2008, 08:20:58 AM » |
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She fell for the oldest trick in the world: The Old Silly Putty In The Tub Molded To Look Like A Guy's Arm Gag.
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