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sprite75
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« on: June 13, 2009, 06:11:27 PM »


Jones does his farm striptease act.
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« Reply #1 on: June 13, 2009, 06:45:25 PM »
He's thinking Chippendales, they're thinking "The Wicker Man"
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« Reply #2 on: June 13, 2009, 06:59:58 PM »
The farmer once voted "Sexiest Man In The Soviet Union" for eight years running attempts to show that he's still got 'it'...
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« Reply #3 on: June 14, 2009, 12:41:04 PM »
The cover of the DVD, "Amish gone wild."
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« Reply #4 on: June 14, 2009, 08:07:10 PM »
Crazy John didn't tell his sisters until the very last minute that the reason he built the headless haystack lama was so he could ride it south across the fields, to freedom.
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« Reply #5 on: June 14, 2009, 09:42:29 PM »
It didn't take the police long to notice a few telltale signs and seek out this farm's other cash crop.
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« Reply #6 on: November 19, 2009, 08:14:17 PM »
Bachelorette parties in Nebraska.
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« Reply #7 on: November 19, 2009, 08:46:53 PM »
"John, get down from there... and stop f**king the haybale."
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Giggity giggity giggity giggity, let's have sex!
« Reply #8 on: November 20, 2009, 12:08:44 AM »
Hey, look!  A needled*ck in a haystack!
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