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Susan
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No, not the bore worms!


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« on: August 22, 2007, 10:07:55 PM »
I have no business in this section but here's my one contribution

They drank from Goblets
"We accept you! One of us!"
Her scream filled the room
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Susan
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IT TAKES 46 MUSCLES TO FROWN, BUT ONLY 4 TO FLIP 'EM THE BIRD
Derf
Crazy Rabbity Thingy
Proofreader
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Lagomorphs: menace or underutilized resource?
« Reply #1 on: August 25, 2007, 08:40:30 AM »
Sing "Gooble Gobble,
One of us!" Join the Freak troupe.
But Freaks don't haiku.


Marry a midget
To gain a fortune. But Wait!
Freaks are vengeful folk.
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"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."
RCMerchant
Bela
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"Charlie,we're in HELL!"-"yeah,ain't it groovy?!"
« Reply #2 on: August 25, 2007, 08:55:49 AM »
 pinhead sisters dance
 they care not  of politics
 joyous pinhead dance

            Lookingup

  ( I really suck at this..but it's kinda fun!   Twirling
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DS
Master Of Cinematic Bowel Movements
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"Got Garbage?"


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« Reply #3 on: August 25, 2007, 06:38:41 PM »
Freaks avenge evil
A tiny man's fortune saved
Human chicken squaks
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Allhallowsday
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Either he's dead or my watch has stopped!
« Reply #4 on: August 26, 2007, 01:33:58 PM »
Strange, implausible,
It's Tod Browning's masterpiece
Freaked out Hollyweird
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If you want to view paradise . . . simply look around and view it!
Megalons Revenge
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« Reply #5 on: April 19, 2008, 08:29:32 PM »
We taunt the midgets
 look at us, WE are the freaks
they will get revenge
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the Rev. J. Darkside
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"Life's a b***h, and she's back in heat."
« Reply #6 on: November 23, 2008, 08:24:12 PM »
Browning's 'Freaks' is great
If you find that missing hour
You'll be one of us
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Bruce Campbell is a lover and a fighter. If you want to find him, follow the trail of dead men and pregnant women.
Nukie 2
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I did it all for the...


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« Reply #7 on: November 23, 2008, 08:54:58 PM »
There once was a freak with a beak
They said her future was bleak
So she joined a side show
For the whole world to know
That infamous freak with a beak.

 TeddyR
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ER
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« Reply #8 on: November 25, 2008, 09:47:51 AM »
Haven't seen it but
If I did I think it would
Give me the willies.
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