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« on: September 06, 2007, 03:52:34 PM »

"You damned dirty apes!
Take your stinking paws off me!"
The Heston is ticked.

-- Sildenafil

It takes a child to raze a village. -- Jello Biafra
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« Reply #1 on: September 07, 2007, 10:23:16 AM »

Statue of Liberty
Towers Broken in the Sand
Heston falls to knees.
Mr. DS
Master Of Cinematic Bowel Movements
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2007, 08:26:33 AM »

Zaius and Taylor
Their battle is just background
For Nova's hot bod

DarkSider's Realm

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« Reply #3 on: December 05, 2007, 12:40:58 AM »

My corpse reaches for your throat
Feel my cold dead hands
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Soon, your brain will turn to jelly.

« Reply #4 on: December 28, 2007, 02:19:41 PM »

Last Man on the Earth
Matthius and mutants stalk
Nights to kill Neville

"This above all: To thine own self be true!"
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« Reply #5 on: March 20, 2008, 02:47:20 PM »

Crazy gorilla
Spraying me with a firehose
This is a madhouse

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Hey....white women were in season.

« Reply #6 on: August 20, 2011, 12:51:54 PM »

     It's OMEGA MAN
Heston, chewing scenery
Brynner, we need you.

If it's true what they say, that GOD created us in His image, then why should we not love creating, and why should we not continue to do so, as carefully and ethically as we can, on whatever scale we're capable of?

     The choice is simple; refuse to create, and refuse to grow, or build, with care and love.
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