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AndyC
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« on: October 05, 2007, 06:55:45 PM »

Before Shatner made fibre his friend
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« Reply #1 on: October 05, 2007, 09:11:05 PM »
KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Actually, , that's not that funny, , is it?
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Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

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« Reply #2 on: October 05, 2007, 09:55:52 PM »
BONES! Get me BONES! .... it's been longer than 4 hours!!!
For the love of Kahn get BONES!




To clarify my quote ... "If effects (your woody) persist for longer than 4 hours, seek medical attention immediately."
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« Reply #3 on: October 05, 2007, 10:31:35 PM »
"It's a big chunk of fuuuudge!"

(Tell me that commercial ran nationally)
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« Reply #4 on: October 05, 2007, 11:42:57 PM »
Shatner practicing between takes for a role as The Joker. 

or

GHOUK!!!!  THAT WASN'T THAT FUNNY AT ALL!!!! TeddyR TongueOut
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« Reply #5 on: October 06, 2007, 08:54:00 AM »
HOOKERS! I NEED SOME GREEN-SKINNED THREE NAVELED HOOKERS NOW D@MM!T!
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« Reply #6 on: October 06, 2007, 10:53:55 AM »
Courtesy......flush.....Mr......Spock......needed.....ug, uh....now...
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« Reply #7 on: October 06, 2007, 05:22:25 PM »
"HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Spock - that was hilarious!! What happened after the Romulan and the Klingon got transported the Andorian warlord's harem by mistake?"
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« Reply #8 on: October 07, 2007, 06:04:34 AM »
Kirk: Of course it hurts, have you seen how big, pock marked, and scaly it is? I have a picture with it out posted over in that other thread!
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« Reply #9 on: October 07, 2007, 08:13:27 AM »
Quote from: AndyC on October 05, 2007, 06:55:45 PM


Side effects may include: Coughing, profuse sweating, stroke, constipation, diarrhea, blindness, organ failure, brittle nails, lockjaw, baldness, hiccups and death. Consult your doctor to see if Xanthrax is right for you
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« Reply #10 on: October 07, 2007, 11:19:46 AM »
Even after all the advancements in Star Trek, colonoscopies still haven't become comfortable.
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« Reply #11 on: October 07, 2007, 11:29:29 AM »
Doing ad's for Priceline.com?!?!?
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« Reply #12 on: October 09, 2007, 05:55:34 AM »
Constipation is still a problem in the future.
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« Reply #13 on: October 09, 2007, 10:54:21 AM »
Quote from: AndyC on October 05, 2007, 06:55:45 PM


Forget the Wrath of Kahn, Spock.  I'm more concerned about Montezuma's Revenge.
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« Reply #14 on: October 09, 2007, 11:06:45 AM »
Kirks klingon expression was less than stellar.
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