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« on: October 07, 2007, 08:15:14 PM »

An alien spaceship crashes in Maryland and a reptilian monster emerges.  Even with a ratio of two shotguns for every resident, the Old Line State will be hard pressed to stop the alien rampage.


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« Reply #1 on: October 08, 2007, 05:28:44 PM »

I've been wanting to see this one for some time now.

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« Reply #2 on: October 10, 2007, 08:33:57 AM »

A friend of mine lives in Maryland and has always hated and feared the state.  Now, at long last, I was able to send her the link to your review, so she might know WHY she finds that state unbearable.  You have done a great public service...I salute you!
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« Reply #3 on: October 10, 2007, 01:29:43 PM »

A Don Dohler masterpiece!

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« Reply #4 on: January 20, 2008, 02:00:29 AM »

Holy Key-rice-t! Yesterday at the flea market...I bought some tape with a shadowy figure on the front...figured it was some low budget gem...and it was Don Dohler's NIGHT BEAST!!!! DAM!!! I has hit B-Movie Gold!!!! 
  I started to watch it last night,thinking..."Why does this look familiar?"  It kept bugging me....and in the middle of the night (actually...just a few moments ago in the wee hours of the AM...I wakes up...and I come here to the board...and of COURSE! I saw it reviewed here!!!
 DAM!!! Whatta cool piece 'o' z-budget film making!!! A definete keeper!!!   Cheers

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« Reply #5 on: January 21, 2008, 04:35:20 AM »

After the alien lost his gun, it slowed down a lot, but came back strong at the end.  A worthwhile bad movie to see.  The world is a worse place now that Don Dholer is no longer in it.

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« Reply #6 on: October 30, 2008, 04:28:50 PM »

I love this movie! Thumbup Thumbup

Things I Learned From This Movie:
*the "Nightbeast" seems to appear in the daylight quite a bit
*although the Nightbeast is hear to eat humans he his favorite weapon is a disintegration ray
*adding a sex scene to a movie can sometimes make it less sexy
« Reply #7 on: February 17, 2009, 12:47:10 PM »

First off, that alien's suit was super badass. Second, what did the sheriff hurt his leg on, it was a 4 foot dirt slope. And lastly, why on earth was it necessary for us to see the sheriff's ass?

Wait, one more thing. Why was draco riding his harley in the woods and why doesnt this town have any pavement?

Just some thoughts to ponder. But all in all this was a decent bad movie.
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« Reply #8 on: September 09, 2009, 12:01:54 AM »

Good review.  I just watched the Don Dohler doc 'Blood, Boobs, and Beast' which included this flick as a bonus.  Please check out my review for the mix of amusement and respect the man engenders:
« Reply #9 on: October 22, 2009, 06:22:47 PM »

This was a brilliant review and especially including the sound files and clip. My copy has a large picture on the back of the guy that gets frizzled but retains his eyes intact. I think that was the reason for purchasing the video. That and the fact that it sounds like a dodgy sy fi porn.

The alien obviously hasn't got a dentist on his planet, you would think that an advanced civilization that can make lazer guns and space ships would have a dentil plan. Maybe he's a Meth addict and his girlfriend kicked him out for having some bad ass Meth teeth.
That might explain the psychotic need to kill things.

Well his ship is a right off so he might as well have a go at conquering these stupid hicks.

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