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« on: November 02, 2007, 11:42:23 AM »
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Tawny Kitaen stumbles upon a secret kingdom of female warriors who wear leather thong bikinis.  She even winds up wearing such an outfit herself, which ensures this film a spot on the list of mandatory male fantasies (right under jello wrestling coeds). 

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« Reply #1 on: November 02, 2007, 05:09:40 PM »
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I've seen this on VHS in cut form.

I've been meaning to check out the fairly recently released uncut DVD of it.

Tawny Kitaen, while a nut ball now, was probably one of the top male fantasties in the 80's, if not in the top spot.
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« Reply #2 on: November 05, 2007, 08:26:11 AM »
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Well, you haven't missed all that much. Very disappointing movie. And to think that Just Jaeckin made this ten years after Emannuelle!
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« Reply #3 on: November 05, 2007, 02:07:57 PM »
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I bought the DVD version when it finally came out, I had fond memories of watching the VHS version in the 1980s.  For some reason, I never realized just how bad the characters talk and emote (I hesitate in even calling it "acting").

Still, topless Tawny Kitaen.  yummmmmmm  Twirling Twirling
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« Reply #4 on: November 06, 2007, 03:17:06 AM »
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Raj, I have the same experience. Just goes to show what you can go through if the hormonal drive is strong enough.
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"Once you get past a certain threshold, everyone's problems are the same: fortifying your island and hiding the heat signature from your fusion reactor."

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.
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« Reply #5 on: November 10, 2007, 04:56:20 PM »
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Quote from: AlexB on November 05, 2007, 08:26:11 AM
Well, you haven't missed all that much. Very disappointing movie. And to think that Just Jaeckin made this ten years after Emannuelle!

Well, if you saw it on late-night television, as I did, you would have seen two women, who were naked from the waist down, catfighting. That is not a scene to be missed.

And those goldfish, they sound like Texas goldfish, as the world's largest goldfish, was caught here in Texas.

And the movie, it was based on a comic strip.
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« Reply #6 on: November 11, 2007, 09:54:20 AM »
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Love this film.
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« Reply #7 on: June 22, 2008, 10:28:04 AM »
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I actually like this movie, it's like a soft core version of Romancing the Stone or any of those other 80's adventure films, all of which where riding on Raider's shirt tails.

It's stupid, poorly made, corny dialog and bad acting ... and 20 years later we're still watching it and talking about it ... it wasn't that bad.

I'd give it at least, the very least 3 slimes.
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« Reply #8 on: June 22, 2008, 05:54:35 PM »
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Yes, it was all that, but the visuals were stunning.
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« Reply #9 on: June 22, 2008, 07:37:41 PM »
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Quote from: Dr. Whom on November 05, 2007, 08:26:11 AM
And to think that Just Jaeckin made this ten years after Emannuelle!

Is it just me, or is his name strangely appropriate for a maker of movies that titillated adolescent boys?
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« Reply #10 on: June 23, 2008, 08:05:40 AM »
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I've been meaning to pick this up for so long it's ridiculous.  Really want to check out the visuals myself  TeddyR
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« Reply #11 on: February 15, 2009, 01:10:15 AM »
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That chariot chase left my jaw agape. May be one of the damnedest things I've ever seen.
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