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Trevor
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« on: November 13, 2007, 09:39:23 AM »
 Bluesad

I don't know where they've gone, but I wish they would come back....

I know they were old enough, used enough and unwashed enough to stand up on their own and wander off on their own.

But, still I'm  Bluesad and I wish they would come back as they were the only pair I had.................


 TeddyR
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« Reply #1 on: November 13, 2007, 09:43:04 AM »
Trevor, your underpants travails are terribly troubling to me.
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« Reply #2 on: November 13, 2007, 09:46:59 AM »
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that is, grin and bear it
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« Reply #3 on: November 13, 2007, 09:57:01 AM »
It might just be nature's way of telling you it's time to buy a new pair.
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« Reply #4 on: November 13, 2007, 10:20:05 AM »
After returning to work yesterday three weeks after my gallbladder surgery I reflect back on all the important things I always wanted to get done around the house, but never took the time. With the only thing planned during my time off I now realize that it didn't get it done.

It was time to sort through my sock drawer. There are white socks, black socks, brown socks, silver toed socks, and even golden toed socks. There are also mismatched socks, no match socks, short socks, long socks, insulated socks, new socks, old socks, missing socks, and even holy socks. They needed sorting, organization, and some need to be disposed of completely. Well...........my three weeks are up and the task still remains undone.  Bluesad

As far as my underwear goes they all have 3 holes in them.  TeddyR
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« Reply #5 on: November 13, 2007, 02:10:00 PM »
There's only one explanation....Underpants Gnomes!
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« Reply #6 on: November 13, 2007, 03:48:52 PM »
Yikes!! I think I found them! I think you're right Trevor, they're in bad shape and I think they walked here for South Africa by themselves.
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« Reply #7 on: November 13, 2007, 09:15:36 PM »
Quote from: Scott on November 13, 2007, 10:20:05 AM

As far as my underwear goes they all have 3 holes in them.  TeddyR


Come on people you never heard this joke as a kid?

Kid #1 "Your underwear has three holes in them."

Kid #2 "No they don't"

Kid #1 "Then how do you get them on?"

You know..............1 for your body to get through at the top and 2 holes for the legs.

 BounceGiggle

Sorry that's my best underwear joke.  Bluesad
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« Reply #8 on: November 13, 2007, 09:20:42 PM »
Quote from: AndyC on November 13, 2007, 02:10:00 PM
There's only one explanation....Underpants Gnomes!


AHH! Beat me to it.
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« Reply #9 on: November 13, 2007, 11:51:39 PM »
Quote from: Scott on November 13, 2007, 09:15:36 PM
Quote from: Scott on November 13, 2007, 10:20:05 AM

As far as my underwear goes they all have 3 holes in them.  TeddyR


Come on people you never heard this joke as a kid?

Kid #1 "Your underwear has three holes in them."

Kid #2 "No they don't"

Kid #1 "Then how do you get them on?"

You know..............1 for your body to get through at the top and 2 holes for the legs.

 BounceGiggle

Sorry that's my best underwear joke.  Bluesad



I just checked mine and they have four holes. 
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« Reply #10 on: November 14, 2007, 10:58:19 AM »
Quote from: Rev. Powell on November 13, 2007, 11:51:39 PM
I just checked mine and they have four holes. 

I remember the joke from about the time I was 10 years old must have come from my friend next door he had 4 older sisters and no brothers.

Come think think of it Ed Wood only had 3 holes in some of his underwear.
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« Reply #11 on: November 14, 2007, 04:53:18 PM »
 I like to wear them on my head...like a cool hat. Smile

 Oh...waitaminute... Buggedout

 Those are my wifey's I like to wear on my head...!  Smile

 
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« Reply #12 on: November 15, 2007, 12:52:48 AM »
Have you contacted INTERPOL?
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« Reply #13 on: November 15, 2007, 03:29:23 AM »
 Bluesad No, INTERPOL can't help at all, I'm afraid.  Bluesad

It's payday today (15 November) so I guess I will have to go buy some more.

But I miss my old undies terribly................................ TeddyR
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« Reply #14 on: November 15, 2007, 09:05:30 AM »
I used to have a ferret who would steal my underwear and use them for bedding under the couch. Maybey this is an early warning that you may have ferrets. Check under the bed/couch/entertainment center!
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