Andrew
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I know where my towel is.
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« on: November 18, 2007, 04:08:27 PM » |
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This movie caused me distress, so:  "You call this wine?"
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Andrew Borntreger Badmovies.org
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Mr. DS
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"No I obviously do not have a dead cat in here..."
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« Reply #1 on: November 18, 2007, 06:02:21 PM » |
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Dude, my urine is disolving the glass. Is that normal?
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Gwangi
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« Reply #2 on: November 18, 2007, 06:20:37 PM » |
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Dude, I didn't know Rogaine was made from hair juice.
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sideorderofninjas
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« Reply #3 on: November 18, 2007, 06:32:02 PM » |
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Pardon me, but do you have any Grey Poupon?.....
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TheGreatWhiteDope
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I have more DVDs than brain cells...
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« Reply #4 on: November 18, 2007, 06:43:47 PM » |
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Can I have a beer with my chaser?
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indianasmith
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A good bad movie is like popcorn for the soul!
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« Reply #5 on: November 18, 2007, 10:09:13 PM » |
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Can you use this urine sample to locate our shirts?
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"Carpe diem!" - Seize the day! "Carpe per diem!" - Seize the daily living allowance! "Carpe carp!" - Seize the fish! "Carpe Ngo Diem!" - Seize the South Vietnamese Dictator!
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BlackAngel75
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eject...eject
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« Reply #6 on: November 19, 2007, 12:46:44 AM » |
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I swear, man this is my sample. What makes you think otherwise?
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We all know Bill is a little nuts, but George has actually tasted them. -Betty White at the William Shatner Roast
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Inyarear
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Slimo! Slimo! Slimo!
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« Reply #7 on: November 19, 2007, 08:07:23 PM » |
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 He leaves his DNA at every place he stays; So don't drink what you think is apple juice, Or eat the mayonnaise.
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JaseSF
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Soon, your brain will turn to jelly.
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« Reply #8 on: November 19, 2007, 11:49:52 PM » |
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Whoa dude! This looks like it would balance nicely on your head.
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"This above all: To thine own self be true!"  
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CheezeFlixz
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Pathetic Earthlings
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« Reply #9 on: November 20, 2007, 01:19:03 AM » |
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 "So you promise, if I drink this it will put hair on my chest?"
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Mr. DS
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"No I obviously do not have a dead cat in here..."
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« Reply #10 on: November 20, 2007, 06:54:19 PM » |
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I hope this place isn't like Cheers where everybody knows your name.
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Caronte
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« Reply #11 on: November 21, 2007, 07:31:35 AM » |
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You can leave your hat on...
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AndyC
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« Reply #12 on: November 23, 2007, 09:05:42 AM » |
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"Is this where I audition for the all-nude Doctor Who stage musical?"
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--------------------- "Join me in the abyss of savings."
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Yaddo 42
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Where's that brick.......
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« Reply #13 on: November 23, 2007, 10:40:13 PM » |
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You mean if I drink this I don't have to go back to the Group W bench?
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blah blah stuff blah blah obscure pop culture reference blah blah clever turn of phrase blah blah bad pun blah blah bad link blah blah zzzz.....
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jdlarch
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Reticence is death. Don't think too long on that.
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« Reply #14 on: October 12, 2008, 11:32:41 PM » |
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You can leave your hat on...
(continued in Bostonian accent) But if you have a hat on for more than 4 hours you gotta see a doctor.
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Ready your mind and steel your heart against failure; for it's the only thing from which you can truly grow.
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