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« on: November 20, 2007, 02:37:55 AM »

Lately, I've really gotten into the show Inside the Actors Studio.

It provides a sometimes fascinating look at the actors who appear on the show.
James Lipton has to be one of the best hosts ever.
And one thing about him I didn't know until about five minutes ago is that he's 81 years old!
The guy looks like he's no older than 60.  Maybe 65.  But 81...no way!   Buggedout

Anyway, my favorite part of the show is the questionnaire he asks every actor.

Here's Jennifer Connelly giving her answers to the questionnaire:
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My answers are in italics below each question.

1. What is your favorite word?
"Cool"

2. What is your least favorite word?
"No"

3. What turns you on?
"When a woman rests her sunglasses on top of her head"

4. What turns you off?
"Extreme heat and humidity"

5. What sound or noise do you love?
"The sizzle of a steak on the grill or the sound of a piano"

6. What sound or noise do you hate?
"Car alarms"

7. What is your favorite curse word?
"F**k or Motherf***er"

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
"Movie director"

9. What profession would you not like to attempt?
"Coal mining"

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
"Welcome.  We've been expecting you."

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Take a moment to post your own answers to this unique questionnaire.   Smile
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« Reply #1 on: November 20, 2007, 03:06:34 AM »

1. Love.

2. Cannot or can't or won't.

3.  TeddyR Andrew will kick my butt off this site if I answer truthfully.

4.  Whingers and whiners.

5.  Sound of rain on the hot African earth and the smell of the earth later.

6.  Children hurt and crying.

7.  Sh*t or any Afrikaans curse word.

8.  Screenplay author.

9.  Prostitute (no one would want to pay me!)

10. What do you want? Salesmen round the back.  TeddyR
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« Reply #2 on: November 20, 2007, 03:36:23 AM »

Good answers Trevor!   Thumbup
I'd still like to hear your answer to #3 though.   TeddyR

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By the way, here's the questions for you guys.  Just copy & paste them into the reply box then post your answers underneath like I did mine.
(to make it easier for you)
That way you don't have to keep scrolling back up to see what answer is for what question when people read your responses and when you read theirs.

1. What is your favorite word?
2. What is your least favorite word?
3. What turns you on?
4. What turns you off?
5. What sound or noise do you love?
6. What sound or noise do you hate?
7. What is your favorite curse word?
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
9. What profession would you not like to attempt?
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
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« Reply #3 on: November 20, 2007, 04:08:03 AM »

 Buggedout My account won't be worth a plugged nickel after this post...................... TeddyR But what the hell.....

3. Older women in silk lingerie, stockings, garters, high heels, the works. I saw Joan Collins dressed this way in a film once and boing!!

Younger guys that hit on me and flatter me, even though I am not their type. I get this attention a lot and while I like it, I want to ask if they've had an eye test lately?  Question What do you see that I don't when I look in the mirror?

Brides do something to me as well.

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« Reply #4 on: November 20, 2007, 06:55:29 AM »

1.) Urinal
2.) Dumb
3.) Chicks and stuff
4.) Coldness in weather and women
5.) My sonís laughter
6.) Fingernails and Toenails being clipped
7.) F*ck in any form
8.) Work in voice overs for cartoons or write for Mad Magazine
9.) anything involving the handeling of body fluids
10.) Sit down, we need to talk.

by the way thanks for bringing this up Ash.  I always think of my answers when I watch that show. 
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« Reply #5 on: November 20, 2007, 07:14:25 AM »

1.Penisaurus Erectus
2."YO"...as in "Yo-dude!"
3.Blumptious Boobies!  Twirling
4. The smell of s**t.
5.Thunder!
6.My kids arguing.
7.Peter snacker.
8. Be a professional cartoonist ...and make money at it!
9.Pro wrestler. Ouch!
10. Drinks are on the house!  Drink
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« Reply #6 on: November 20, 2007, 09:12:24 PM »

1. Whoa
2. Loser
3. Likable Personality. Sweetness. Boobies are a definite plus though.
4. Meanness, spitefulness
5. Hmmmm
6. The alarm clock going off.
7. Holy FN sh*t
8. Writing
9. Shoveling manure
10. You're not perfect but you tried your best.
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« Reply #7 on: November 20, 2007, 09:30:45 PM »

1. What is your favorite word?
Cash

2. What is your least favorite word?
Can't

3. What turns you on?
Money

4. What turns you off?
Bills

5. What sound or noise do you love?
The sound of silence.

6. What sound or noise do you hate?
The sound of being nagged.

7. What is your favorite curse word?
F**kin' douche bag

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
High powered politician ... what else?

9. What profession would you not like to attempt?
Fluffer

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Drinks are on the house.
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« Reply #8 on: November 20, 2007, 10:16:55 PM »

1. What is your favorite word?
Peace
2. What is your least favorite word?
Pus
3. What turns you on?
Great music   
4. What turns you off?
Loud talkers
5. What sound or noise do you love?
Cat purr
6. What sound or noise do you hate?
Traffic
7. What is your favorite curse word?
Motherb*tch!
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Film director
9. What profession would you not like to attempt?
Windowwasher
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Good job. 
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« Reply #9 on: November 20, 2007, 11:02:54 PM »

1. What is your favorite word?
[See #7]

2. What is your least favorite word?
"Speilbergian"

3. What turns you on?
Very strong perfume in very close proximity

4. What turns you off?
Insincerity

5. What sound or noise do you love?
The musical saw

6. What sound or noise do you hate?
Smoke alarm

7. What is your favorite curse word?
[Name of female anatomical part]

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Independently wealthy globetrotting playboy

9. What profession would you not like to attempt?
Politics

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
I'll actually steal Mike Meyers' answer to this one... "Sorry."
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« Reply #10 on: September 22, 2017, 06:39:50 AM »

1. What is your favorite word? Home.

2. What is your least favorite word? Saliva.

3. What turns you on? Learning.

4. What turns you off? Ignorance.

5. What sound or noise do you love? That chaotic scramble of sound when an orchestra is tuning up.

6. What sound or noise do you hate? A twanging accent.

7. What is your favorite curse word? Thoin.

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? I would like to study dreams.

9.What profession would you not like to attempt? Undertaking.

10. If Heaven exists what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "You never have to leave."
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« Reply #11 on: September 22, 2017, 07:41:38 AM »

1. What is your favorite word?
f**k
2. What is your least favorite word?
n****r
3. What turns you on?
titties
4. What turns you off?
chicks with dicks
5. What sound or noise do you love?
water running in a creek
6. What sound or noise do you hate?
babies crying
7. What is your favorite curse word?
f**k
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
magazine publisher
9. What profession would you not like to attempt?
slaughter house worker
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Told ya I exist,ya dumbass!
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« Reply #12 on: September 22, 2017, 10:09:06 AM »


1. What is your favorite word?
Based on how often I seem to type it, "Anyway".

2. What is your least favorite word?
Bills

3. What turns you on?
Women after a workout down the gym.

4. What turns you off?
Women with big tattoos who swear.

5. What sound or noise do you love?
Silence.

6. What sound or noise do you hate?
Gunfire.

7. What is your favorite curse word?
Bollocks.

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Movie SFX.

9. What profession would you not like to attempt?
Coal Miner.

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
The boxing ring is ready for our match.

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« Reply #13 on: September 22, 2017, 10:47:53 AM »


1. What is your favorite word?
Based on how often I seem to type it, "Anyway".

2. What is your least favorite word?
Bills

3. What turns you on?
Women after a workout down the gym.

4. What turns you off?
Women with big tattoos who swear.

5. What sound or noise do you love?
Silence.

6. What sound or noise do you hate?
Gunfire.

7. What is your favorite curse word?
Bollocks.

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Movie SFX.

9. What profession would you not like to attempt?
Coal Miner.

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
The boxing ring is ready for our match.


Dude, God is like twice as tough as people.
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1. What is your favorite word?
Based on how often I seem to type it, "Anyway".

2. What is your least favorite word?
Bills

3. What turns you on?
Women after a workout down the gym.

4. What turns you off?
Women with big tattoos who swear.

5. What sound or noise do you love?
Silence.

6. What sound or noise do you hate?
Gunfire.

7. What is your favorite curse word?
Bollocks.

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Movie SFX.

9. What profession would you not like to attempt?
Coal Miner.

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
The boxing ring is ready for our match.


Dude, God is like twice as tough as people.

Yeah, but while he is expecting a boxing match I am going to kick him in the nuts with my steel toe capped boots. If he made man in his image I know his weak spot. Plus if he exists I'll be pretty p**sed at him and he has some explaining and apologising to do.
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