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« Reply #11385 on: February 08, 2012, 08:06:22 AM »
Quote from: DS on February 08, 2012, 07:59:53 AM
Quote from: Jack on February 08, 2012, 07:49:08 AM
Next week I get to go to the doctor for my annual checkup.  This includes the "You lie across the table and I'll get my finger all greased up." part.  

On Valentine's Day.   Bluesad

Wonder if he'll at least give me a box of chocolates?
I get to start that next year.  My doctor's PA is kinda cute so I may not mind.

I have a lady doctor and when I became her patient, she told me "I have to ask you this: if I had to examine your penis, would you be embarrassed?" I thought that this was a silly question to ask as she was a professional doctor and her gender didn't matter to me, so I answered: "No I wouldn't be embarrassed, I'd be grateful."  TeddyR
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« Reply #11386 on: February 08, 2012, 10:20:41 AM »
Kory Clarke, I hope you drop dead.
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« Reply #11387 on: February 08, 2012, 11:46:24 AM »
Its fun playing with your enemy's minds. Or lack thereof.
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« Reply #11388 on: February 08, 2012, 11:10:58 PM »
Quote from: DS on February 08, 2012, 11:46:24 AM
Its fun playing with your enemy's minds. Or lack thereof.
I told you, I made room for the Cupcake!*

*who gets the reference?
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« Reply #11389 on: February 10, 2012, 08:02:13 AM »
So now that I canceled the DVD portion of Netflix and just get streaming, EVERY darned movie I want to see is only available on DVD.   Lookingup  And their stupid site is still making me re-enter my email and password every 5 minutes or so.  Oh and since I'm on a rant, I love the way I'll do a search for some cheesy slasher movie, and since they don't have it on streaming, they give me suggestions for romantic comedies instead.  "You might enjoy this."  Yeah...right.  Good grief, I watch 200 low budget horror movies and my wife watches 3 historic romances, and ALL my recommendations are for historic romances*   Hatred

Okay, I feel better now   TeddyR

*  That may be a wee bit of an exaggeration   Smile
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« Reply #11390 on: February 10, 2012, 03:20:34 PM »
Quote from: Jack on February 08, 2012, 07:49:08 AM
Next week I get to go to the doctor for my annual checkup.  This includes the "You lie across the table and I'll get my finger all greased up." part. 

On Valentine's Day.   Bluesad

Wonder if he'll at least give me a box of chocolates?
I actually laughed out loud.
Sorry to hear that, though.
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« Reply #11391 on: February 11, 2012, 12:35:44 AM »
MindJack has a cool and unique concept. That being said, there's no excuse for the gameplay. Hatred
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« Reply #11392 on: February 11, 2012, 05:27:18 PM »
Children of Bodom's parody song of Brit Spears's song "Opps" has to be the biggest WTF in metal history.
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« Reply #11393 on: February 12, 2012, 05:03:46 PM »
Our Canadian news/educational shows (The Fifth Estate, W5, Marketplace, The Nature of Things) seem to be more entertaining lately than most anything else on television...
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« Reply #11394 on: February 12, 2012, 05:17:08 PM »
Greece is burning
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« Reply #11395 on: February 12, 2012, 06:58:45 PM »
Yep.  Get a whole generation addicted to government goodies, then tell them that the gravy train has run dry, and watch the riots begin!

All you ever need to know about socialism in one simple lesson.
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« Reply #11396 on: February 12, 2012, 08:07:21 PM »
Quote from: indianasmith on February 12, 2012, 06:58:45 PM
Yep.  Get a whole generation addicted to government goodies, then tell them that the gravy train has run dry, and watch the riots begin!

All you ever need to know about socialism in one simple lesson.
yes and no. yes for what ever, no for Sweden, one of the best countries to live in Europe apparently. Also, I don't thin your using socialism right, imo, since it is just like the tea party on the other end of the spectrum.
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« Reply #11397 on: February 13, 2012, 08:28:49 PM »
Some socialist ideas work well in some places and not so well in others...
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« Reply #11398 on: February 13, 2012, 08:45:16 PM »
Oh no....

I think I left my ipod at the gym.
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« Reply #11399 on: February 14, 2012, 08:29:06 AM »
Get to go in for my checkup today.  Sit around the waiting room for half an hour.  Then sit around the little exam room for half an hour, in my little gown.  Nothing to do but read the little sign on the wall about the proper disposal of medical waste.  Then the doctor will ask me some questions and express general disapproval over the fact that I don't live a 100% healthy lifestyle.  Then he'll poke me and prod me and...other stuff.  Then I'll probably sit around the waiting room for another half hour and then they'll poke a hole in me and drain some of my blood out.

Oh well, might as well get it over with.   Bluesad
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