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« Reply #4080 on: November 05, 2009, 10:13:20 AM »
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I have a strange obsession with the word "Nostrils."  Why do I find that word so amusing???

Mmmmmm, monkey nostrils!!!!

That's not quite fair, Indy.  You paired "nostrils" with "monkey," a word that's funny just by itself.  Let's try matching "nostrils" with some words that are not quite so funny by themselves and see what happens....

"Nostril Tragedy"
"Nostril, Prince of Denmark"
"Nostril Holocaust"
"Cannibal Nostrils"
"The Incredibly Strange Nostrils"

This experiment confirms your hypothesis: "nostrils" are inherently amusing, because they can turn unfunny words into funny phrases.
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« Reply #4081 on: November 05, 2009, 12:04:21 PM »
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Still feel a bit crappy.  Hope its just a cold or allergies.  Not in the mood for the flu.
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« Reply #4082 on: November 05, 2009, 04:06:51 PM »
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Just read somewhere that Australia is drifting north at a rate of about 2 1/2 inches a year.  Interesting... wonder how long it would take it to collide into Asia?  (Or would that be Europe?  Don't have a map handy...)
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« Reply #4083 on: November 05, 2009, 04:08:34 PM »
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Just read somewhere that Australia is drifting north at a rate of about 2 1/2 inches a year.  Interesting... wonder how long it would take it to collide into Asia?  (Or would that be Europe?  Don't have a map handy...)

It would hit Indonesia.
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« Reply #4084 on: November 05, 2009, 09:06:35 PM »
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I remember back in when I was a little DarkSider my mother getting the Sears and JC Penny catalogs and looking over them with great desire of most of the items in the toy section.  I was reminded of this today when my 3 year old picked up the Target holiday ad and said he wanted "everything". 
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« Reply #4085 on: November 05, 2009, 09:52:42 PM »
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I was reminded of this today when my 3 year old picked up the Target holiday ad and said he wanted "everything". 

He's growing up to be a true human being!
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« Reply #4086 on: November 06, 2009, 12:33:15 AM »
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Quote from: BTM on November 05, 2009, 04:06:51 PM

Just read somewhere that Australia is drifting north at a rate of about 2 1/2 inches a year.  Interesting... wonder how long it would take it to collide into Asia?  (Or would that be Europe?  Don't have a map handy...)

It would hit Indonesia.

Indonesia...the speed bumps of the Pacific.

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« Reply #4087 on: November 06, 2009, 03:20:56 AM »
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I remember back in when I was a little DarkSider my mother getting the Sears and JC Penny catalogs and looking over them with great desire of most of the items in the toy section.  I was reminded of this today when my 3 year old picked up the Target holiday ad and said he wanted "everything". 

Then when you hit about 12 or so, you found yourself looking at the Toy and Lingerie section with similar wants...

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« Reply #4088 on: November 06, 2009, 03:26:47 AM »
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The toys we now know as "yo-yos" were originally weapons, I think bolas were one version of them.  That just blows my mind.  Although if you've ever been around someone attempting to do "tricks" with a yo-yo, you can see how that makes sense...
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« Reply #4089 on: November 06, 2009, 01:27:20 PM »
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We have a prayer room at work, that they put a note on not to disturb. This room is also the post room. So, today before I left (5:05pm) I had to urgently post something for a customer (he was deaf and homeless), but someone was in there. I thought "screw it", customer's situation  is more important than kneeling on a mat for a ghost, and barged in. Allah can kiss my ass...
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« Reply #4090 on: November 06, 2009, 01:57:59 PM »
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I've just read that they canned the Rocky Horror remake. 

 Cheers

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« Reply #4091 on: November 06, 2009, 02:46:22 PM »
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Seriously need to get organized and decluttered...
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« Reply #4092 on: November 06, 2009, 09:44:01 PM »
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MST3K is hilarious.
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« Reply #4093 on: November 07, 2009, 02:03:50 AM »
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Apologizing to Christians in advance.  I'm not posting this to be offensive, but I find it interesting. 

http://www.infidels.org/library/modern/jim_meritt/bible-contradictions.html
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« Reply #4094 on: November 07, 2009, 06:54:36 AM »
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Apologizing to Christians in advance.  I'm not posting this to be offensive, but I find it interesting. 

http://www.infidels.org/library/modern/jim_meritt/bible-contradictions.html

Why did he do a list, the whole damn book is one big contradiction!  TongueOut
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