A Conservative

AndyC · February 01, 2008, 10:10:32 AM

OK, so he's out of the race. And this picture is kind of bland. But Rudy does have comic potential.

"To all the girls I've loved before....."

or

"No, I am not Michael Ironside. Next Question."

or

"Ihavetwentytwentytwenty, doIheartwentyfivetwentytwentyfive"

AnubisVonMojo · February 01, 2008, 10:22:51 AM

"Why yes, I am a big fan of Young Frankenstein and I did indeed model my look today after Peter Boyle's in that movie. And may I just say, '911 BAD! GUILLIANI SAVE WORLD FROM 911! RAAAARRRR!' Thank you."

Ash · February 01, 2008, 10:38:57 AM

Sadly, Gulianni's rap career was short lived...

"I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
And when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung..."

AndyC · February 01, 2008, 12:11:18 PM

"I am Rudy Giuliani. Do as I command you."

Mr. DS · February 01, 2008, 12:28:45 PM

To the owner of a gray Toyota truck license 28934, your lights are on thank you.

Justy · February 01, 2008, 12:52:16 PM

I'd like to remind everyone that today's coverall bonus is $100.

OK. The next number is B-6... that is B-6...

Ash · February 02, 2008, 01:21:51 AM

"Attention Kmart shoppers....there's a blue light special in the women's undergarments section."

AndyC · February 02, 2008, 04:11:13 PM

"OK, here goes......BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP!"

Mortal Envelope · February 02, 2008, 07:14:18 PM

B4...B4...anybody got B4? you there? Yeah? Ok, we gotta BINGO!"

TheDope · February 02, 2008, 07:18:11 PM

Okay. Ahem...

Doo do-do-do.
I'm just a looove machine.
And I won't work for nobody but you.
Ooooh yeah.
I'm just a looove machine.
Yeah, bay-bay.
A lovin' kissin' thang....

Yaddo 42 · February 03, 2008, 02:00:13 AM

No, no, you have it backward. I married my second cousin and was buddied up with crooked cop Bernie Kerik, not the other way around.

or

"Sometimes, late at night, I miss my toupee, and I cry myself to sleep over it."

BlackAngel75 · February 03, 2008, 03:01:06 AM

"Since I'm not running for president of the United States anymore, I want to make this announcement that I will be the new spokesman for Subway restaurant.

Terf · February 12, 2008, 06:12:58 PM

Karaoke after Rudy takes one too many puffs on his personal "peace pipe".

CheezeFlixz · February 12, 2008, 07:06:25 PM

Just in case you forgot, I was America's Mayor on 9/11, did I mention that?

Mortal Envelope · February 13, 2008, 09:53:00 AM

Hallalueah it's Brother Love! "I loooooooooooooove youuuuuuuuuu"