Mr. DS
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« on: March 01, 2008, 08:00:13 AM » |
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 Attention everyone a message from the future, Peter Frampton will be bald and appearing in insurance commercials. |
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sideorderofninjas
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« Reply #1 on: March 02, 2008, 12:15:56 AM » |
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"You see according to these calculations. It's a sure thing: Disco will never die..."
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Inferno
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« Reply #2 on: March 02, 2008, 10:50:44 AM » |
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"And now here's a message you in the audience will enjoy: We recieved word from UPS that they are running late. Since we do not have our instruments, there will be no concert today. We know how relieved you all must be."
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Rev. Powell
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Click on that globe for 366 Weird Movies
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« Reply #3 on: March 02, 2008, 09:01:09 PM » |
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Hmm, we better hurry this movie along. According to this, the Bee Gees only have two minutes of fame left.
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"...I don't know if these turkeys from Canada even read the original H.G. Wells story. The food of the gods--the icky stiff you eat right before you become a giant mutating cancerous cannibal--is supposed to be milky white goo. These guys made it into a green serum. In other words, they made H.P. Lovecraft goo, not H.G. Wells goo. They need to keep their mutants straight."-Joe Bob on FOOD OF THE GODS II
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Yaddo 42
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Where's that brick.......
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« Reply #4 on: March 02, 2008, 11:19:29 PM » |
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"Thanks for making this awful movie so we didn't have to.
Signed
John, Paul, George, and Ringo"
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"You guys make us ashamed to be Aussies! And wipe that stupid smile off your face, Frampton.
Love
AC/DC"
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It's a blueprint of Barry's hairdo.
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Shadow
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Primoris Malum
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« Reply #5 on: March 02, 2008, 11:29:25 PM » |
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"It's a note from the producers. It seems they lost the dialog track and will be replacing it with a narration...by George Burns?!!
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Shadow www.bmoviegraveyard.comThe FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin. |
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TheGreatWhiteDope
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I have more DVDs than brain cells...
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« Reply #6 on: March 02, 2008, 11:29:58 PM » |
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It's from Ringo. He'll pay us anything we want to work in a solo for him. |
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Flangepart
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« Reply #7 on: March 03, 2008, 12:45:57 PM » |
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It says "Warning. You are under arrest for hair-do volation 1138. Prepare to be buzz cut." Signed, A. Borntreger. |
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"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"
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Mr. DS
Master Of Cinematic Bowel Movements
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"No I obviously do not have a dead cat in here..."
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« Reply #8 on: March 03, 2008, 10:05:49 PM » |
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What this, Barry Gibb is a vampire ready to suck my life bloo...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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Yaddo 42
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Where's that brick.......
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« Reply #9 on: March 03, 2008, 10:08:04 PM » |
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It says we have been banned for life from Studio 54.
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Donna Summer is challenging us to a duel to the death.
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"Maurice stop. Please quit wearing your pants so high stop. You are killing us stop. Signed your testicles stop"
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Terf
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I wish I could be as popular as you think you are.
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« Reply #10 on: March 10, 2008, 10:35:19 AM » |
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"Do you realize how incredibly gay you will look to people in the 21st century?"
Sincerely,
the iPod Generation
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Things could be worse; you could be twins.
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clockworkcanary
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« Reply #11 on: March 10, 2008, 03:29:25 PM » |
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It's a letter from Slayer...it says they plan to eat us alive! |
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"All disco must end in broken bones" - Cia from Whale
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AndyC
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« Reply #12 on: March 17, 2008, 05:30:43 PM » |
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"The bourgeois counterrevolutionary committee of the Fraternal Gamibian People's Reactionary Party pledges it's total support to your glorious struggle, semi-colon"
Karma to the first one who gets the reference
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TheGreatWhiteDope
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I have more DVDs than brain cells...
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« Reply #13 on: March 17, 2008, 07:09:40 PM » |
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"The bourgeois counterrevolutionary committee of the Fraternal Gamibian People's Reactionary Party pledges it's total support to your glorious struggle, semi-colon"
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You kidding; I love MegaForce! |
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AndyC
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« Reply #14 on: March 18, 2008, 10:07:13 PM » |
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