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« Reply #120 on: May 13, 2017, 01:23:25 AM »

A single shotgun blast will blow a hole in person that you can see through or cause ones guts to spill a head shot from a 243 rifle will explode a human head like a ripe watermelon.   
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« Reply #121 on: May 13, 2017, 02:28:09 PM »

A tin flask is an excellent alternative to a bulletproof vest.
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« Reply #122 on: May 14, 2017, 10:00:52 PM »

Melting Ice will fall to the bottom of the ocean.
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« Reply #123 on: May 16, 2017, 09:01:40 AM »

Barrels of liquor are highly explosive.
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« Reply #124 on: May 17, 2017, 12:43:22 AM »

Barrels of liquor are highly explosive.
As are cars. 

In fact, if you're ever in a car accident, you need to get away from the car as quick as possible, because it will explode. 
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« Reply #125 on: May 17, 2017, 01:03:34 AM »

Tentacles are never a good thing.
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« Reply #126 on: May 17, 2017, 03:24:24 PM »

Barrels of liquor are highly explosive.
As are cars. 

In fact, if you're ever in a car accident, you need to get away from the car as quick as possible, because it will explode. 
Assuming that it hasn't already done so.
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« Reply #127 on: May 17, 2017, 08:39:20 PM »

Tentacles are never a good thing.
They are especially frightening when used as spears.
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« Reply #128 on: May 17, 2017, 08:50:55 PM »

    Fred Williamson CANNOT die- shoot him, blow him up, he'll still be puffin' on that cigar, glaring at you....you should be running.
Unless he turns into a vampire.
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« Reply #129 on: May 17, 2017, 08:56:55 PM »

6. No fuses.
Every time there's a power surge on the Enterprise the various stations and consoles explode in a shower of sparks and throw their seatbelt-less operators over Picard's head. If we could get Giordi to stop reversing the polarity for a minute, we could get him to go shopping at the nearest Starship parts store and pick up a few fuses. And while he's shopping, he could stop at an intergalactic IKEA and pick up a few chairs for the bridge personnel. If you're going to put me in front of a fuseless exploding console all day, the least you could do is let me sit down.


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« Reply #130 on: May 17, 2017, 09:04:39 PM »

The Bowie Knife existed long before Jim Bowie was even born.
Jim got his somewhere.
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« Reply #131 on: May 21, 2017, 10:53:17 AM »

You can dive/get thrown through plate glass and not get a single cut!

Most psychologists are actually serial killers.

Cops are usually paired by their eating preferences, one's usually a health nut, the other less so.  Health Nut will usually look at his partner's meal and say something, "Uh... how can you EAT that?"

Zombies, despite having little to no brain power to speak of, have a great sense of dramatic timing and will do things like crouch down in the back of a car and hide there for hours waiting for a potential victim.

Slapping/hitting something on it's side will ALWAYS make it work.

When talking about someone, be sure and use vague "he/she/them" pronouns so people have to ask what the hell you're talking about.

In the military it's perfectly acceptable to answer direct questions from a superior with vague replies.  Ex, "Private, report, what's going on down there?"  "I think you'd better see for yourself, sir!"
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« Reply #132 on: May 21, 2017, 04:48:24 PM »

Fascinating facts about gorillas:

A gorilla can be fluent in carnival lingo(MURDERS IN THE RUE MORGUE)

A gorilla can evolve backwards into a chimpanzee, although they are two different species(KONGA)

A gorilla is immune to atomic rays and flame(KING KONG VS GODZILLA)

Gorillas are responsible for the destruction of Earth in the future(BENEATH THE PLANET OF THE APES)

Gorillas prefer blondes(just about every Kong film ever made..)

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« Reply #133 on: May 23, 2017, 09:51:42 AM »

Fascinating facts about gorillas:

A gorilla can be fluent in carnival lingo(MURDERS IN THE RUE MORGUE)

A gorilla can evolve backwards into a chimpanzee, although they are two different species(KONGA)

A gorilla is immune to atomic rays and flame(KING KONG VS GODZILLA)

Gorillas are responsible for the destruction of Earth in the future(BENEATH THE PLANET OF THE APES)

Gorillas prefer blondes(just about every Kong film ever made..)

A male gorilla can't tell a female gorilla from a man in a gorilla costume (Trading Places)
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« Reply #134 on: May 23, 2017, 10:57:09 AM »

You can dive/get thrown through plate glass and not get a single cut!

Most psychologists are actually serial killers.

Cops are usually paired by their eating preferences, one's usually a health nut, the other less so.  Health Nut will usually look at his partner's meal and say something, "Uh... how can you EAT that?"

Zombies, despite having no brain power to speak, have a great sense of dramatic timing and will do things like crouch down in the back of a car and hide their for hours waiting for a potential victim.

     Also, zombies, although they're decaying corpses, don't seem to smell.

Slapping/hitting something on it's side will ALWAYS make it work.

When talking about someone, be sure and use vague "he/she/them" pronouns so people have to ask what the hell you're talking about.

In the military it's perfectly acceptable to answer direct questions from a superior with vague replies.  Ex, "Private, report, what's going on down there?"  "I think you'd better see for yourself, sir!"
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