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« on: July 25, 2008, 09:52:35 PM »
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Years later, when Leia's daughter uncovered this old recording from Hoth, Leia, Luke, Han, and Chewbacca were all at a loss for words over how to explain to the girl why her mother was kissing Uncle Luke like that.
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« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2008, 10:27:57 PM »
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Chewie growling: "Who's the scruffy nerf-herder?  Better to call Jerry Springer now..."
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« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2008, 10:53:51 PM »
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(Yoda Voice)  "Deep trouble young Skywalker is in.  Making out with sister he is."
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« Reply #3 on: July 26, 2008, 04:04:45 PM »
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« Reply #4 on: November 15, 2009, 10:37:43 PM »
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Unknown to the general population, Han and Chewie had a thing for voyeurism. 
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« Reply #5 on: November 17, 2009, 03:14:21 PM »
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« Reply #6 on: November 18, 2009, 01:01:09 AM »
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« Reply #7 on: November 19, 2009, 09:40:32 AM »
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« Reply #8 on: November 25, 2009, 11:50:33 PM »
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Since the prequels ended, George Lucas thought of exploring the "hawt" potential of Luke and Leia's incestuous kiss.  In the next film, Luke and Leia marry, move to some swamp property on Dagobah and raise two inbred children, Billy Bob and Bobby Jo.  Unlike their father, they do not learn the ways of Jedi Knighthood, but instead take to hunting gators, chewing tobacco and stilling moonshine.
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