One Fun Thing Before You Die

[Ash]

Name one fun and expensive thing you'd like to do before you die.
It cannot be something you've done before.

Assuming I was a millionaire, I'd fly all of you here in the U.S. to my mansion where we would watch B-movies in my own private theater and party our asses off.    
It would be 2-3 days long and none of you would ever forget it!  

How about you?
What would you do?

[Circus Circus]

Have W.A.S.P. play a private concert for me and several "lady friends" 

[Patient7]

I would head off the construction of a giant statue of myself with some weird saying of my own conception on it, my signature maybe?  But with no name whatsoever.  I would then hire people to comment to strangers on what an amazing person I was, just to know I confused around fifty people and even more after death.

[indianasmith]

An entire year in Europe, seeing all the great historical sites I teach about every day  . . .

[Trevor]

Name one fun and expensive thing you'd like to do before you die.
It cannot be something you've done before.

Assuming I was a millionaire, I'd fly all of you here in the U.S. to my mansion where we would watch B-movies in my own private theater and party our asses off.    
It would be 2-3 days long and none of you would ever forget it!  

How about you?
What would you do?

Make the party a little bit longer, throw in some Playmates and/or Pets and I'm there, Ash.

[Dennis]

Sail around the world, just Poogie, me, and our 2 beagles or, and this actually may happen when I retire, drive the Al-Can Highway with the same group.

[Trevor]

1. Attend Ash's party.

2. Make a film and see it make as much as The Dark Knight did.

3. Hold a BMovies convention and film screenings in South Africa and invite all of you to it: all costs paid for by me. 

[Circus Circus]

If I couldn't do my first wish, I'd also like to make my own film version of Miami Vice (and do it right...Goddamn you Michael Mann!!!!!!), with me playing Sonny Crockett and maybe have Chris Rock as Tubbs and guest appearances by Don Johnson & Philip Michael Thomas.....yeah sweet 

[schmendrik]

Go to Antarctica. This is one I seriously want to do someday.

[ER]

One final fun thing, huh? Hmmm....

I'll get back to you on that, but whatever it was I'd take my last boyfriend's ex-wife with me, cause she goes around acting like she's (to quote that great sage Sheryl Crow) never had a day of fun in her whole life. Hehehe.

[Patient7]

I could also buy a popular kids show, then advertise an episode as being the best that ever has been or will be made, then fill it with anything and everything innapropriate that I can think of.  And die before the FCC can come for me but after it airs.

[Derf]

I would probably do some extensive travelling. I'd love to see the British Isles and Australia at the very least, and take in Brazil, Germany (to explore part of my roots), maybe France, Egypt, and a few other places. And I'd buy my wife a green dress (but not a real green dress; that's cruel)  .

[HappyGilmore]

I'd love to see Italy.

So, if money wasn't an issue, I'd be all over that.  I'm still young enough that hopefully, barring any major negative event, I should be able to make it there.