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Menard
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« Reply #15 on: September 18, 2008, 02:47:24 PM »

Why they rented it without reading the box is beyond me.


Holly crap, is your friend completely clueless? Its funny that you suggested that but the fact he actually rented it is disturbing

Perhaps as a public service, and to prevent ghouck from ever doing this again, we should make a list of inappropriate date movies.


I'll start:

The New York Ripper

At least, if you do see it with a date, try to avoid any remarks like 'the razor blade scene rocked', or quacking like a duck.
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« Reply #16 on: September 18, 2008, 03:56:05 PM »

Why they rented it without reading the box is beyond me.



Holly crap, is your friend completely clueless? Its funny that you suggested that but the fact he actually rented it is disturbing


Perhaps as a public service, and to prevent ghouck from ever doing this again, we should make a list of inappropriate date movies.


I'll start:

The New York Ripper

At least, if you do see it with a date, try to avoid any remarks like 'the razor blade scene rocked', or quacking like a duck.


The ultimate inappropriate DATE MOVIE:

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« Reply #17 on: September 18, 2008, 03:57:19 PM »

Inappropriate date movie? 
LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT 
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« Reply #18 on: September 18, 2008, 04:28:58 PM »

Night of the Demons, name one thing you saw in that movie that makes it a good pick for a date.
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« Reply #19 on: September 18, 2008, 04:40:47 PM »

Night of the Demons, name one thing you saw in that movie that makes it a good pick for a date.


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Menard
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« Reply #20 on: September 18, 2008, 05:46:53 PM »

On the flip side of the coin, for the ladies, watching Venom with a guy and cheering for the snake, or screaming 'get a mouth full', in the basement scene with Oliver Reed is not highly recommended.
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« Reply #21 on: September 18, 2008, 08:16:59 PM »

Ahh man, I recently started dating this girl who when I asked her to bring over some movies brought over Texas Chainsaw Massacre II.  I'm thinking about asking this girl to marry me.
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« Reply #22 on: September 18, 2008, 08:26:48 PM »

THE DEVIL'S REJECTS is not a date movie. 
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« Reply #23 on: September 19, 2008, 07:20:42 AM »

The Entity would be one to miss too
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« Reply #24 on: September 19, 2008, 12:29:41 PM »

Not exactly a 'b' movie, but Martin Scorsese's AFTER HOURS would be a terrible first date movie.
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« Reply #25 on: September 19, 2008, 09:01:03 PM »

  When me and my wife were dating the 1st move I took her to was Return of the living dead 2 followed by The Serpent and the Rainbow about a week later.I find out later she hates zombie movie lol.
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« Reply #26 on: September 21, 2008, 10:08:56 AM »

there was a showing of manos in our town
i liked a girl
she went with me
i never talked to here again
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« Reply #27 on: September 21, 2008, 07:11:49 PM »

I took my only prom date to see The Core. I was very up front with her. I said, "this movie is going to be really bad. Are you sure you want to come?" She did and she stayed through the whole thing AND still went to the prom with me. We never talked afterwards.
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« Reply #28 on: September 21, 2008, 07:16:11 PM »

Caligula...not a good date movie.
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« Reply #29 on: September 22, 2008, 06:59:46 PM »

i think girls will be quiet hate the movie in there mind and then never talk to you agian
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