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Jack

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Re: Fake Names

« Reply #15 on: October 29, 2008, 06:49:01 AM »

Quote from: The DarkSider on October 28, 2008, 07:44:44 PM

Seymore Butts

Didn't he write a book called "Under the Bleachers"?


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Sister Grace

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Re: Fake Names

« Reply #16 on: October 29, 2008, 08:24:15 AM »

Quote from: Jack on October 29, 2008, 06:49:01 AM

Quote from: The DarkSider on October 28, 2008, 07:44:44 PM

Seymore Butts

Didn't he write a book called "Under the Bleachers"?

No, but he directs and stars in a lot of porn.


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Re: Fake Names

« Reply #17 on: October 29, 2008, 10:56:51 AM »

"Can I speak to Mr. Krotch? First name, Mike."
"Mike Rotch! Mike Rotch! Hey, has anybody seen Mike Rotch lately?"

"Can I speak to Ms. Huggenkiss? First name, Amanda."
"Uh, Amanda Huggenkiss? Hey, I'm looking for Amanda Huggenkiss! Ah, why can't I find Amanda Huggenkiss?"

"I'm looking for Maya. Last name, Normousbutt."
"Hang on, I'll check. Uh, has anyone seen Maya Normousbutt?"


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