100 BEST BAD MOVIES OF ALL TIME

[Kester Pelagius]

Why is this list being dominated by the usual suspect PD/MST3K horror movies?  Do so many nominations have to be the same tired old horror titles commonly found in bad movie lists?  Isn't this supposed to be a "best of the bad" bad movies- in general- list?
Here's my next nomination.  Let it be food for thought:
78. 1941
This movie is a fabulously over produced turd that's more stupid than funny and manages to waste a cast of brilliant comedians, at least one of which would go on to star in STRIPES; probably just to show Speilberg how a proper military comedy should be done.

Considerate commentary.  In that spirit should I nominate STAYING ALIVE (1983)?

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxinE-HpLk0" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxinE-HpLk0</a>

Only if I get to nominate that Bee Gees Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band movie. 

[meQal]

81. I think?) The Conqueror (1956)
John Wayne as Genghis Khan, It can't get any worse. Apparently the infamous Mongol ruler was able to defeat this enemies by confusing them with the fact he had a Texas accent and cowboy swagger.

[Doc Daneeka]

82. Time for another old favorite of mine; A little space-vampire flick from Trevor's homeland, starring Coolio, Ereka Eleniak, Caspar Van Dien and a few others as re-imaginings of characters from Bram Stoker's original Dracuola novel... or not. Add this to unintentionally chuckle-worthy dialogue, hi-larious plot holes, and a production that makes one think of a porno without sex, and you've got DRACULA 3000: INFINITE DARKNESS

WARNING: This review contains major SPOILERS, in order to preserve your hilarity, do not watch all the way through
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNZPhKtFsE0" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNZPhKtFsE0</a>

[Kester Pelagius]

THE CONQUEROR is a good choice.  Once you get over the disbelief of see John Wayne in the role of Mongol chieftan the movie is rather entertaining.  Also makes for the first sword-and-sandal epic added to the list, I think.  Which means the only genres not yet represented are Westerns, foreign knock-offs (Turkish Star Wars, Shocking Dark, &tc), Nazisploitation, Nunsploitation, Jungle girl fantasy (Sheena, Gungala, Tarzana, &tc), Arabian fantasy, Pirate movies, Bible stories (Sodom & Gomorrah &tc), Cannibal movies, and perhaps Film Noir.

Did I miss any genres?

To start checking off the genres not yet represented I shall nominate the insane Nazisploitation classic. . .

83. S.S. GIRLS

[Allhallowsday]

I'll take Bible Stories with THE SILVER CHALICE (1954) PAUL NEWMAN's first film.  Boy that movie's weird...
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1I0CjlN2Bog" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1I0CjlN2Bog</a>

[Kester Pelagius]

THE SILVER CHALICE was one of those movies I stumbled onto while channel surfing, I think on a local independant station, so that gives you some idea of how long ago this was.  My initial reaction was, "This looks interesting."  But that quickly evolved into, "What the f--- am I watching!?"  Then gave up on it.

Don't think I've really ever watched it all the way through.

[Doggett]

85. Dracula AD 1972

[RCMerchant]

86. BURIAL GROUND aka NIGHTS of TERROR!!!

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjTzXP_9CgY" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjTzXP_9CgY</a>

Muck faced zombies,...and the incestous,creepy boy/man Micheal...nuff sed!

[InformationGeek]

Well, its time for my daily nomination.  This time, I've picked something that we missed and is perfectly bad enough for this list

87. Hobgoblins

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8U4PZsnIjtg" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8U4PZsnIjtg</a>

Yeah, if you saw earlier, I said Empire of the Ants.  I'm going to hold back that one, because Hobgoblins is far worse.  Also, I could not find a trailer for the film, but this clip works just as well.

[Raffine]

Endlessly spoofed, but never topped for sheer hilarity:

88. AIRPORT 1975 (1974)

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yV18ISPtVIk" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yV18ISPtVIk</a>


My favorite AIRPORT 1975 film reference: Perry in Craig Russell's OUTRAGEOUS! (1977) decides to go to a costume party as "Karen Black as she appeared in Airport 1975".

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81iXPqWB800" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81iXPqWB800</a>

[Kester Pelagius]

:sigh:

89. THE PIRATE MOVIE (1982)

When you're bored and there's nothing on, and you're in a fairly good mood, this can be a mindless bit of, well, not fun, exactly, but it makes for a good time waster.  It's the sort of movie that you wouldn't mind being on the TV in a doctor's waiting room, if only to get away from the endless loop of drug commercials.  If you're in a bad mood this movie will either make it worse or make you realize that, hey, life ain't so bad because act least YOU aren't an actor; or if you are at least you were not in THIS musical turd.

[InformationGeek]

I've been saving the worst for last everyone!  I may not get another chance to nominate another film, so I better bring one that is really bad to plate.  I hear by nominate:

90. The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!?

Oh boy... let's say no more.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMMkrdy1_0I" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMMkrdy1_0I</a>

[Doggett]

91. Grease 2


<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkaBKJcN_Hg" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkaBKJcN_Hg</a>

 

Where does the pollen go ?

[Kester Pelagius]

I've been saving the worst for last everyone!  I may not get another chance to nominate another film, so I better bring one that is really bad to plate.  I hear by nominate:

92. The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!?

Isn't one Steckler nomination (Rat Pfink A Boo Boo) more than enough?  Think of the CHILDREN! 

If no one is going to nominate a Western, Nunsploitation epic, Jungle girl fantasy, Arabian fantasy, Cannibal movie or Film Noir instead of the same tired old horror crap I guess that's leaves it to me.  For my next trick I'll pull a rabbit out of Angelina Jolie's, er, uhm, I mean, my next nomination is....

92. SKY CAPTAIN AND THE WORLD OF TOMORROW (2004)

It's kinda done in a neo film noir style so I guess that's one more genre down.  What!? Don't look at me like that.  It was either nominate this or ALEXANDAR (2004) and I wouldn't inflict that movie on my worst enemy!  Would you?

 

[RCMerchant]

It HAS to be here!

93.REEFER MADNESS-this is STILL one of the funniest movies ever. "FAster! FASTER!"

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMrzGauQJdk" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMrzGauQJdk</a>...that's why I'm a dedicated alchoholic.
I might turn into a hop head!