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sprite75
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I'm a Mac...
« on: January 31, 2009, 02:24:11 PM »


And for only 2 easy payments of $29,999.95 my friends, you can have my patented Haggard Brand Crystal Happiness Powder!
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God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.
Circus Circus
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Shake The Faith


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« Reply #1 on: January 31, 2009, 02:58:42 PM »
"Pull my finger!"
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TheGreatWhiteDope
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I have more DVDs than brain cells...


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« Reply #2 on: January 31, 2009, 05:34:24 PM »


YOU!

Yeah, you!

Yer a sinner, ain'tcha?!

Why, I oughta jump through this here TV screen and beat you to a pulp with
a lead pipe soaked in holy water and blessed by seven Benedictine monks, boy!
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Circus Circus
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Shake The Faith


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« Reply #3 on: January 31, 2009, 05:40:43 PM »
"I WANT YOU!....to buy a new suit"
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AndyC
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« Reply #4 on: January 31, 2009, 10:15:21 PM »
"You're the little bastard keeps stealin' my Cheerios in the morning."
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JJ80
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« Reply #5 on: January 31, 2009, 11:50:06 PM »
"No siree, Ma old Mama NEVER told me that it was rude to point!"
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There are few things more beautiful than a sporting montage with a soft-rock soundtrack
ds21
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« Reply #6 on: February 02, 2009, 09:06:38 PM »
"Shhhhooooooooooommmmmmmmm!"
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I am David
David I am

Making the world a little more random since 1989.
meQal
Some Strange Guy They Let In By Mistake
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Dude! Flush Next Time!!!


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« Reply #7 on: February 02, 2009, 10:36:36 PM »


Hold on a sec, you got a smudge right there on your monitor. Here let me get it off for you.


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Movie Trivia Fact : O.J. Simpson was considered for the title role in The Terminator, but producers feared he was \"too nice\" to be taken seriously as a cold-blooded killer.<br />Isn\'t hindsight great.<br />A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. - Agent Kay - Men in Black
Pennywise
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The clown banned in 51 states!
« Reply #8 on: March 13, 2009, 12:00:12 AM »
"I'll smoke you sinners out like I smoked that crystal meth I bought off of that male prostitute!"
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retrorussell
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Giggity giggity giggity giggity, let's have sex!
« Reply #9 on: November 19, 2009, 06:21:27 AM »
Quote from: meQal on February 02, 2009, 10:36:36 PM


The Pillsbury Doughboy's point of view.
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Tuesdays in the '80s I was always in bed by 8... and home by 11.  Giggity giggity goo!
AndyC
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« Reply #10 on: November 19, 2009, 09:22:12 AM »
"Uh, reverend? You don't need to heal the white balance. Just push that little button on the side of the camera."
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Mr. DS
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"No I obviously do not have a dead cat in here..."


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« Reply #11 on: November 24, 2009, 09:44:38 PM »
"Come here boy, let me get that booger for ya."
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