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« on: February 16, 2009, 11:02:15 AM »
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The rainforest is doomed unless a tribal princess can teach the Americans how to dance.
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« Reply #1 on: February 16, 2009, 02:34:40 PM »
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I remember this moive.  Just what the heck was in the sack that made everyone drop to there knees in pain? 

I also love the idea of a jungle princess changing the world throught DANCE!  It's a plot from a Disney movie- trying to be sexy.  Maybe had she should have tried to see Bill Clinton.
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« Reply #2 on: February 16, 2009, 03:43:13 PM »
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I never seen this movie before, but I must say, it sounds extremely corny.  Though... that dance from the clip...  Buggedout  Buggedout  Buggedout
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« Reply #3 on: February 16, 2009, 05:40:32 PM »
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Not seen this gobbler yet, but regards the clip...once more, a guy takes out a thug, and don't take his weapons. Amature...
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« Reply #4 on: February 16, 2009, 06:47:23 PM »
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I saw this on cable one time years ago.  Wretched.   I didn't even know it got a theatrical release.  It looks like some direct to video piece of crap.   
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« Reply #5 on: February 18, 2009, 09:36:33 AM »
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Saw this on cable like five or six years ago. I thought it sucked, it does have a few amusing moments that make you laugh really hard, the snake sack being one of them.

Anyways, I always thought Lambada was dumb. After seeing the clip I remembered why. It's not sexy at all when danced alone. At least it's not as stupid a dance as the Macarena was, and thank God, we never got a Macarena movie.
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« Reply #6 on: February 19, 2009, 12:44:11 PM »
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I saw this movie a long time ago.  I thought the princess was hot  Cheers, so I gave the movie a shot.  I did not think it was a bad movie, just typical 90's stuff.  I thought it was funny that she had to dance to save the rainforest.

I would watch it again.

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« Reply #7 on: February 20, 2009, 09:53:06 AM »
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The movie is terrible, and I almost gave it a lower rating than I did, but the Sid Haig as the witch doctor with the snake sack and magic feather really make me crack up.  The dancing angle is also presented with such seriousness that I cannot help enjoying it.

If it's any consolation, this is probably the best Lambada film ever made.
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« Reply #8 on: February 28, 2009, 02:06:10 AM »
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Can't imagine what actually Brazilians who saw this thought. Probably nearly we
re ready to stabbed there eyes out because of it out of shame. Really dancing helping the rain forest come on, give me a break. Richard Lynch and Sid Haig must of been wanting cash badly to appear in this stinker. Though this wouldn't be the first time Richard Lynch had done things for cash, look at Tony Zarindast's 1996 monstrosity known as Werewolf.
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« Reply #9 on: May 27, 2009, 09:34:51 AM »
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Made back when everybody was getting into this SAVE THE RAINFORESTS poppycock bull twaddle and just another example of how it gets worse like the other rainforsts junk like FERNGULLY or what else
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