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sprite75
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« on: May 08, 2009, 01:32:57 AM »


Why exactly do you blame me every time you run out of beer?
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« Reply #1 on: May 08, 2009, 10:38:27 AM »
Sure, I drink, but I don't have a drinking problem... I mean, MEOW!
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« Reply #2 on: May 08, 2009, 12:39:54 PM »
Attention human. We appear to be out of beer. Fix it.
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« Reply #3 on: May 08, 2009, 03:37:30 PM »
Just checking for mice.  Looks like...BUUUURRRRPPPP...you're safe.
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« Reply #4 on: May 08, 2009, 07:45:51 PM »
"Hey honey they're giving away free cats with ever case of beer!"
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« Reply #5 on: May 09, 2009, 04:28:51 PM »


Today, Bud Light showed its new advertisting mascot and everybody went, "Ahhhhh!" in delight.
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« Reply #6 on: May 09, 2009, 04:31:50 PM »
"You really don't want this beer after what you've seen what I've done in this box..."
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« Reply #7 on: May 10, 2009, 09:54:56 AM »
Two things that most men cherish: Beer and uh Cat!
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« Reply #8 on: May 12, 2009, 01:14:13 AM »
"Oh, man. This beer is really skunky. Oh, it's just a cat with black and white fur."
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« Reply #9 on: May 12, 2009, 06:19:40 PM »
"Lasagna's for pussies, pardon the pun."
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« Reply #10 on: April 16, 2012, 09:52:51 PM »


Burp!  Now to go help the other cat work on human's car!
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« Reply #11 on: April 16, 2012, 11:34:01 PM »
Yeah, I know you said I could have the "near beer".. well, this was the closest!
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« Reply #12 on: April 17, 2012, 04:38:24 PM »
Oh great.  I bought and pack of beer only to find another cat inside instead. Are they even paying attention at the factory anymore?
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« Reply #13 on: April 18, 2012, 11:15:16 PM »
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« Reply #14 on: April 19, 2012, 08:34:18 AM »
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