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« Reply #300 on: November 20, 2017, 11:22:01 AM »

I was on a yacht with a bunch of old friends. We were all lying down. One was in the mast, playing with a water cannon and saying we should buy three yachts and use them to pick up girls. I called up to him, laughing: "yeah, because there's nothing girls like more than being sprayed with a water cannon."

I turned to my friend Rob (who's been dead for a couple years now) and said, "last time I was talking to you I wanted to say..."

Just then I was interrupted by the feeling of a hand closing around my throat. I looked around to try to see who was strangling me. I woke up.
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"Clive [Barker]'s idea of a great time is to have a nightmare about a woman with three heads and no skin who flays your body with a pitchfork. To give you some idea, NIGHTBREED has over 200 pus monsters, including one guy with a crescent moonhead like the McDonald's commercial and a fat guy with snakes that pop out of his stomach and eat your face off, and these are the GOOD GUYS. These are the people we're supposed to LIKE."-Joe Bob on NIGHTBREED
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« Reply #301 on: November 20, 2017, 05:03:10 PM »

I was having to give a presentation on digital cameras with some law school classmates at a lake front amphitheatre when someone in the previous group fell into the water, and we were just getting started with our presentation when the instructors decided to call the whole thing off.  And I was really p**sed because I had spent so much time getting ready and that was all wasted now, but everyone else was trying to calm me down and saying I shouldn't be p**sed off cause the guy in front of me fell into the water.   

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« Reply #302 on: November 27, 2017, 10:50:56 AM »

I was on my way to jail with my dad for something that was an honest mistake 
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« Reply #303 on: November 27, 2017, 04:24:52 PM »

I was walking across a college campus (I think I was there for a speaking engagement; I know I wasn't a student), and a lioness came walking out onto the quad, roaring and terrorizing everyone.  Despite people yelling at me to get away, I walked up and put my hand on top of its head and pushed it towards the ground.  She pulled back and charged me again, and I kept doing the same thing - putting my hand on top of its head and pushing firmly down, so that it couldn't turn and bite me.  After the fourth time or so, the lioness rolled over and showed its belly, and I put it on a leash and walked off the quad towards the building I was heading for.
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« Reply #304 on: December 05, 2017, 12:28:31 PM »

I was "riffing" on a movie with some professional comedians. It was a kid's cartoon, but for some reason it started with a live clip of beggars in India. I said "Amputation, degradation, humiliation... it's like any given episode of 'The Jerry Springer Show!'" The comics thought that was really funny.
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"Clive [Barker]'s idea of a great time is to have a nightmare about a woman with three heads and no skin who flays your body with a pitchfork. To give you some idea, NIGHTBREED has over 200 pus monsters, including one guy with a crescent moonhead like the McDonald's commercial and a fat guy with snakes that pop out of his stomach and eat your face off, and these are the GOOD GUYS. These are the people we're supposed to LIKE."-Joe Bob on NIGHTBREED
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« Reply #305 on: December 06, 2017, 04:13:17 AM »

A former mentor and colleague of mine passed on about two weeks ago and I didn't attend her funeral as I was too distraught. Two nights ago I dreamed that I was walking around a corner and I bumped into her, giving her a scare and making her swear the air blue. It was nice to see her again and I gave her a hug too.  Smile

I just realized that she was saying goodbye to me there, so that was comforting.
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« Reply #306 on: December 06, 2017, 05:06:34 AM »

Last night I dreamt that I'd quit my job and moved to the north of England to attend university in Newcastle Upon Tyne. My family kept flipping between living in Newcastle and living where I live now...practically on a sentence by sentence basis...so I remember feeling genuinely quite confused. the weirdest bit was that in order to get to the reception of the University campus I had to drive my car into a bay which would unlock a panel on the wall containing a suitcase which folded out into what looked like a mobility scooter without a seat (It was standing only) but was in fact a Jetski. I then had to Jetski across what was at some points in the day a lake and at other points an ocean. a colleague from my actual days at university cameo'd in this dream briefly to tell me that he was on a similar course to myself and to watch out because (And Im using his words here) "They're all bastards who'll try to take "It" away" (I never saw him again in the dream, I dont know what "It" is and in real life I havent thought about him in nearly 5 years) there was also a woman in the dream with Blonde shoulder lenghth semi frizzy hair and a burgendy Jumper and jeans...she spoke to me but either words didnt come out or I havent remembered what she said but it seemed important...I've never seen this woman in real life and I dont know the significance honestly...the dream ended rather abruptly when I got on my jetski; got halfway across the ocean and the jetski suddenly started sinking. I was soaking wet and taking on Brine when I woke up at 5:20am (A full hour and a half before I had to get up) and couldnt settle again after that...not the absolute weirdest dream but odd and unsettling enough...
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« Reply #307 on: December 06, 2017, 11:50:50 AM »

Dreamed I adopted a bunch of two-headed dogs.
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« Reply #308 on: December 06, 2017, 05:41:26 PM »

People to Disinvite to My Next Birthday Party

1. People who change their underwear less frequently than Trevor.
2. Dead people (i.e. Zombies)
3. People who are covered in fuzzy little bugs.
4. Drunkards
5. People who play games I have never heard of.
6. Any others?
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« Reply #309 on: December 07, 2017, 03:16:52 AM »

People to Disinvite to My Next Birthday Party

1. People who change their underwear less frequently than Trevor.
2. Dead people (i.e. Zombies)

1. I will turn up anyway  Wink
2. My special niece and nephew call me Uncle Zombie so  Wink
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That we're going to be free, you and me
We'll touch the sky
Can you see in your mind's eye that we are one
We're all the same and life is just a simple game.
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« Reply #310 on: December 07, 2017, 09:56:02 AM »

Last night I had a terrible time, not feeling well all evening, didn't sleep so much as fell into this night-long tormented shallow delirium-filled inner void in which it seemed like I had one dream over the course of hours, this unpleasant recurring theme from which there was no escape, centering on Odin from Douglas Adams' The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul.
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« Reply #311 on: December 13, 2017, 07:06:30 AM »

A weird one this morning: I dreamed there was some drunk idiot playing the fiddle outside my flat and when I went to the bathroom, everything had been stolen, including the toilet.*  Buggedout

* I now have nothing to go on  Wink
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As time goes by, you will see
That we're going to be free, you and me
We'll touch the sky
Can you see in your mind's eye that we are one
We're all the same and life is just a simple game.
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