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« on: June 06, 2009, 01:44:56 PM »


"Before we go into main engineering, let's take a moment to talk about shop safety.  Be sure to follow all the directions and orders of Mr. Scott, chief engineer of the Enterprise.  Knowing how to listen to Mr. Scott and following his orders will greatly reduce the risk of personal injury. And remember this: there is no more important safety rule than to wear a nice bright red shirt....oh wait, crap...wrong shirt!"
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« Reply #1 on: June 06, 2009, 04:42:29 PM »
For those of you who own $800,000 worth of power tools, you can build this project at home! 
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« Reply #2 on: June 07, 2009, 07:49:53 AM »
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« Reply #3 on: June 07, 2009, 08:13:54 PM »
Yes, there's big money to be made in the time-honoured business of knock-off antiques. I'll show you how.
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« Reply #4 on: June 14, 2009, 01:07:02 PM »
And what the best part of working with power tools? Using a power stapler to reattach missing body parts!
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« Reply #5 on: June 14, 2009, 09:37:32 PM »
Next, I'm going to show you something you can do with a reciprocating saw that your wife will just love. Remember to take the blade off before trying this.
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« Reply #6 on: June 14, 2009, 10:31:08 PM »
Quote from: AndyC on June 14, 2009, 09:37:32 PM
Next, I'm going to show you something you can do with a reciprocating saw that your wife will just love. Remember to take the blade off before trying this.

I assume you're referring to this.
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« Reply #7 on: June 15, 2009, 06:05:52 AM »
Quote from: sprite75 on June 14, 2009, 10:31:08 PM
I assume you're referring to this.

Yup, we discussed it in Weird News Items a while ago.
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« Reply #8 on: June 15, 2009, 10:31:00 AM »
Quote from: sprite75 on June 06, 2009, 01:44:56 PM

OK, let's say Rob Reiner and F. Murray Abraham had a kid.
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« Reply #9 on: June 18, 2009, 06:13:43 AM »


I can build a Victorian cabinet while blindfolded in the dark with one hand tied behind my back, and all in one afternoon, but fixing my teeth...well, no one's perfect.
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« Reply #10 on: June 18, 2009, 08:44:24 PM »
Wow Billy Mays really has let himself go. 
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« Reply #11 on: June 18, 2009, 10:16:31 PM »
With just a little transparent aluminum, you too can build this new holding tank...
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