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« Reply #810 on: July 17, 2010, 02:46:34 PM »
It's a marketing slogan dreamt up by the United Sorcerer's Council.

Does what happens in Vegas really stay in Vegas?
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« Reply #811 on: July 17, 2010, 02:59:07 PM »
Depends on how embarrassing the act was.. if it's particularly noteworthy, then EVERYONE in and outside of Vegas can find out about it, thanks to the press/media.

Can someone put a moratorium on the phrase "Sounds like THAT'S right up your alley"?  Yuck!
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« Reply #812 on: July 19, 2010, 03:20:35 PM »
Sure! I'll do it! Moratoriums are right up my alley um, narrow passages between buildings!



Is it ever considered polite to pass gas in an elevator?
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« Reply #813 on: July 19, 2010, 09:23:31 PM »
If the person next to you stinks worse than your farts, you're definitely doing them a favor.

Do you say tah/may/to or do you say tah/mah/to?
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« Reply #814 on: July 19, 2010, 09:43:15 PM »
Stephane Mattheau was an hero in New York in 1994.

Why does the moon look like cheese?
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« Reply #815 on: July 21, 2010, 07:46:47 AM »
Because I said so.

How long will it take for you to notice that I'm just taking power metal songs and phrase them as a question?
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« Reply #816 on: July 23, 2010, 09:54:54 PM »
till tomorrow


How come in oc babes and the slasher of zombietown there are no zombies?
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« Reply #817 on: July 24, 2010, 03:22:14 PM »
There are.  It's us, the audience.

Do you think Ken Russell took drugs?
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« Reply #818 on: July 26, 2010, 10:11:44 AM »
Naw, he didn't need drugs to make cool movies. All he had was a little help from a  purple alien leprechaun.

Why isn't christianity called Jesusism?
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« Reply #819 on: July 26, 2010, 12:17:37 PM »
At the time people wanted to avoid confusion between Jesus Christ and Jesus Abelson, then a popular Jerusalem haberdasher.

They've made lots of lesbian vampire movies, but why hasn't anyone ever made a lesbian Frankenstein movie?
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« Reply #820 on: July 26, 2010, 01:13:40 PM »
They tried, using parts from Slumber Party Massacre to make the ladies necessary, but they couldn't find any brains to put into the corpses.


Where do the wild things go?
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« Reply #821 on: July 26, 2010, 03:51:48 PM »
Off in the wild blue yonder and the wild wild west.

Why aren't there more fish in your pool?
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« Reply #822 on: July 26, 2010, 06:07:44 PM »
Because im really ugly?

Do you believe in magic?
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« Reply #823 on: July 26, 2010, 06:44:10 PM »
Yes, it's in a young girl's heart - so I've heard.


Don't you know about the bird?
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« Reply #824 on: July 26, 2010, 09:39:26 PM »
I was given it once or twice.  It's not really that cool.

Is Sally Struthers still really, really fat?
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