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Derf
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Lagomorphs: menace or underutilized resource?
« Reply #855 on: October 01, 2010, 09:53:31 PM »
Walk to the freezer and get one. It's not that hard.




You and what army?
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"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."
diamondwaspvenom
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« Reply #856 on: October 03, 2010, 09:42:19 AM »
THE ARMY OF DARKNESS!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Did I scare you?  TongueOut
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retrorussell
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Giggity giggity giggity giggity, let's have sex!
« Reply #857 on: October 06, 2010, 02:07:46 PM »
No.. now, Michael Bolton's voice.. that's what REALLY scares me.  THE HORROR!!!

Why the hell is Crispin Glover so damn weird?
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Tuesdays in the '80s I was always in bed by 8... and home by 11.  Giggity giggity goo!
diamondwaspvenom
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« Reply #858 on: January 18, 2011, 06:42:54 PM »
It's because he's always high on pop rocks. Those things will kill 'ya.

Who holds the keys to the seven gates?
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retrorussell
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Giggity giggity giggity giggity, let's have sex!
« Reply #859 on: January 18, 2011, 10:17:49 PM »
The Key Master-- Rick Moranis.

Do sheep get turned on when you shear them?
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Tuesdays in the '80s I was always in bed by 8... and home by 11.  Giggity giggity goo!
MrMari
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Where are your b***hes, Mr. Big-Time Pimp?
« Reply #860 on: January 19, 2011, 12:18:56 AM »
Only if you look like Gene Wilder. (Sorry Allhallowsday)

What is the cut off age for a cougar?
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Derf
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Lagomorphs: menace or underutilized resource?
« Reply #861 on: January 19, 2011, 02:30:06 PM »
The day she finds a sugar daddy.


Why'd it have to be snakes?
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"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."
Cthulhu
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« Reply #862 on: January 19, 2011, 03:29:23 PM »
Liquid was busy.

Snake? SNAKE? SNAAAAAAAAAAKE!
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AndyC
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« Reply #863 on: January 19, 2011, 03:39:02 PM »
I think he's dead.

Do you know the way to San Jose?
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Derf
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Lagomorphs: menace or underutilized resource?
« Reply #864 on: January 19, 2011, 10:31:09 PM »
Take a left at Albuquerque.


Is it starve a cold and feed a fever, or feed a cold and starve a fever?
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"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."
retrorussell
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« Reply #865 on: January 19, 2011, 10:33:30 PM »
Feed a cold.  A fever won't let you keep food down.

Are you a bowler, and if so, how big are your balls?
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Tuesdays in the '80s I was always in bed by 8... and home by 11.  Giggity giggity goo!
MrMari
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Where are your b***hes, Mr. Big-Time Pimp?
« Reply #866 on: January 19, 2011, 11:20:04 PM »
No, but they are the size of church bells.

Spearmint or fruit?
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retrorussell
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« Reply #867 on: January 20, 2011, 12:18:56 AM »
The fruit insulted me.  I'll spear the fruit.

Do flies make good pets?
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SPazzo
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My kinda toy...


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« Reply #868 on: January 20, 2011, 09:20:55 AM »
Only if properly house trained and taken for a walk three times a day.

Why is there no snow in Phoenix?
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Set out runnin', but I take my time.
A friend of the devil is a friend of mine.
If I get home before daylight, just might get some sleep.  Tonight.
retrorussell
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Giggity giggity giggity giggity, let's have sex!
« Reply #869 on: January 20, 2011, 10:05:05 PM »
'Cause it never snows in southern Arizona.  Seems I've often heard that kind of talk before.

Which kills quicker- chocolate to dogs or Alka-Seltzer to ducks?
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