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JaseSF
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« Reply #825 on: July 27, 2010, 06:14:28 PM »
Sure but she stays thin in reruns.

Does Ice spin off of asteroids?
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Derf
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Lagomorphs: menace or underutilized resource?
« Reply #826 on: July 28, 2010, 11:42:26 AM »
No, but The Jeffersons spun off of All in the Family.



Can Progressive really save me money on car insurance?
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« Reply #827 on: July 30, 2010, 01:00:20 PM »
No, but they can make flying saucer rentals cheap, cheap, cheap!


Exactly "why don't we do it in the road"
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Raffine
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« Reply #828 on: July 30, 2010, 04:17:03 PM »
Because you'd get trampled by chickens crossing the road.

How you like me now?
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JaseSF
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« Reply #829 on: July 30, 2010, 06:10:01 PM »
Just fine. Pass me another.

Why is it Crisps in Britian and Chips here?
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retrorussell
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« Reply #830 on: July 30, 2010, 09:27:03 PM »
Because the French will sue if they're called French Fries. 

Is your best friend really your one-boy cuddly toy, your up, your down, your pride and your joy?
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Lagomorphs: menace or underutilized resource?
« Reply #831 on: July 30, 2010, 10:46:13 PM »
Nope. I'm not really into boy-toys. It's just me and my shaaaaaaaadow, strolling down the aaavenue.



Who knows what evils lurk in the hearts of men?
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Flangepart
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« Reply #832 on: July 31, 2010, 09:39:07 AM »
Women.



Why do fools fall in love?
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JaseSF
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« Reply #833 on: July 31, 2010, 04:45:06 PM »
There's one born every minute.

Why did the cat come back?
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retrorussell
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« Reply #834 on: August 01, 2010, 06:24:38 PM »
He heard the can opener.

Where the hell do they get the "Dr." in Dr. Pepper from?  And what does pepper have to do with a soda?
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« Reply #835 on: August 02, 2010, 06:38:02 PM »
Dr. Larry Eairhart, thats where the taste comes in. The pepper is to make you sneeze.


If Manos hands are fate, what are his other body parts?
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« Reply #836 on: August 02, 2010, 09:02:59 PM »
His feet are luck, his legs are charity, his arms are tyranny, his eyes are dreamy, his mouth is vulgarity, his nose is speed (because it runs, get it? Get it? huh?), his hair is recession, and his man part is, well, unfortunate.


Why is Winnie called "the Pooh"?
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« Reply #837 on: August 02, 2010, 09:23:41 PM »
He's a coprophile.. his name got an "h" added to the end so kids wouldn't get suspicious.

What does SEGA stand for?
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« Reply #838 on: August 18, 2010, 10:33:10 PM »
Satan Enjoys Grandma's Apples

Why do squids ride motorcycles?
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retrorussell
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« Reply #839 on: August 18, 2010, 11:07:01 PM »
As a means of escape from the rock lobster.

If pigs fly, how do we catch them to get ham, bacon and sausage?
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