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It's not only dogs who fall for the "peanut butter trick".

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Once again the moral police arrived too late to stop the shark from pleasuring the beach goers on the famous banana boat ride.

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Officer Dave had for a long time suspected that his shark had been cheating on him, and this time he promised himself to catch it in the act.
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« Reply #1 on: September 09, 2009, 08:20:49 PM »
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Hey, wheres the cream filling?
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« Reply #2 on: September 09, 2009, 08:47:09 PM »
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« Reply #3 on: September 10, 2009, 03:16:41 AM »
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Is she getting off on that?   Buggedout
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« Reply #4 on: September 10, 2009, 08:05:44 AM »
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Maybe we're at war with Norway?
« Reply #5 on: September 11, 2009, 03:04:38 AM »
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The shark was never a fan of the Garfunkel hairdo.
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« Reply #6 on: September 11, 2009, 06:31:45 AM »
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« Reply #7 on: September 13, 2009, 03:17:08 PM »
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« Reply #8 on: September 13, 2009, 03:20:31 PM »
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Bruce loved a good banana sundae...
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« Reply #9 on: September 20, 2009, 07:02:20 PM »
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That's when Billy the Shark learned that it's not only fish that smell like fish.
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« Reply #10 on: September 20, 2009, 10:05:44 PM »
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"Oh, it's OK. He must smell my shark."
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« Reply #11 on: October 25, 2009, 09:45:38 PM »
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  Once you go Shark,You never go back
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« Reply #12 on: October 26, 2009, 07:35:28 PM »
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« Reply #13 on: October 27, 2009, 02:42:57 PM »
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Where's the bat-shark-repellent when you need it?
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« Reply #14 on: November 03, 2009, 03:01:46 AM »
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Ever since the shark mauled a rafter eating Taco Del Mar, he had an affinity for fish tacos.
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