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Started by Ash, September 22, 2009, 04:20:56 PM

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Ash


I was driving earlier and the car in front of me had a bumper sticker that read:
"Save on Gas, Fart in Your Tank!"
That one made me laugh out loud.   :teddyr:

Here's another good one:




Find a hilarious bumper sticker and post it here.





ghouck

I've been known to make bumper stickers and put them on people's vehicles without them knowing. Some of my favorites:

"I (heart) midget porn!"

"I F#$ked the chick from Hansen!"

I used to have a bumper sticker that said: "I may not go down in history, but I did go down on your daughter!"

"I brake for hallucinations" is another one I've always liked.
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

Psycho Circus

"Metal Is My Religion & Judas Is My Priest"


Doggett

                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

Doggett

                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

ghouck

Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

Mr. DS

I love this one...

I had these below two on my first car...


DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

meQal

Movie Trivia Fact : O.J. Simpson was considered for the title role in The Terminator, but producers feared he was \"too nice\" to be taken seriously as a cold-blooded killer.<br />Isn\'t hindsight great.<br />A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. - Agent Kay - Men in Black

Jack

The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho

3mnkids

I have a few on my van

Proud parent of a child whose self esteem doesn't depend on minor scholastic achievements being displayed on a car bumper


The others are political so i wont post them here.   :teddyr:
There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far~ ruminations

lester1/2jr

I always thought it would be good to cut and paste some like

"If you aren't outraged, my other child is a broom"

"yankees suck for president"

ghouck

Quote from: 3mnkids on September 23, 2009, 08:21:35 AM
Proud parent of a child whose self esteem doesn't depend on minor scholastic achievements being displayed on a car bumper


I always liked the "My kid beats up Honor Roll Students" sticker. .
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution