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A.J. Bauer
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« on: October 31, 2009, 08:52:51 PM »
I am so sick of Uwe Boll. Is he sucking on purpose?!
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« Reply #1 on: October 31, 2009, 09:10:29 PM »
I'm pretty sure he does it accidentally  TeddyR
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« Reply #2 on: October 31, 2009, 10:07:00 PM »
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I'm pretty sure he does it accidentally  TeddyR

That's questionable. In "Alone in The Dark" he sand-posted production to make sure a computer generated bullet missed it's target. It's like he's TELLING us how he gets to make films as bad as he wants.
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« Reply #3 on: November 02, 2009, 12:53:52 PM »
No argument here, German tax loopholes rule.

Side note, I only watched the first one to oogle at Kristana Lokken.  That film has to be one of the biggest miscast films of all time.
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« Reply #4 on: November 02, 2009, 01:37:11 PM »
Quote from: Jack on October 31, 2009, 09:10:29 PM
I'm pretty sure he does it accidentally  TeddyR

It's true.
He walks down the street trips up and accidently makes a film !  Wink
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« Reply #5 on: November 02, 2009, 04:10:39 PM »
I haven't even seen 1 or 2 yet.  I'm waiting until they get up to part 8 (which will assuredly star Misty Mundae and be directed by Fred Olen Ray), then I'll buy the boxed set.
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« Reply #6 on: November 02, 2009, 06:03:59 PM »
Quote from: The DarkSider on November 02, 2009, 12:53:52 PM
No argument here, German tax loopholes rule.

Side note, I only watched the first one to oogle at Kristana Lokken.  That film has to be one of the biggest miscast films of all time.
I'm going to assume you mean Ben Kinglsey as Kagen.  As much as Lokken can't act-I thought she at least looked the part. 
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« Reply #7 on: November 03, 2009, 12:02:45 PM »
Quote from: WingedSerpent on November 02, 2009, 06:03:59 PM
Quote from: The DarkSider on November 02, 2009, 12:53:52 PM
No argument here, German tax loopholes rule.

Side note, I only watched the first one to oogle at Kristana Lokken.  That film has to be one of the biggest miscast films of all time.
I'm going to assume you mean Ben Kinglsey as Kagen.  As much as Lokken can't act-I thought she at least looked the part. 
Yes him and Michelle Rodriguez and Michael Madsen as vampire hunters.  Just...just...wow...
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« Reply #8 on: November 03, 2009, 03:06:50 PM »
I just saw In the Name of the King (A Dungeon Siege movie).  Oh man was it bad!  And yet, so many known actors/actresses!  Every time a character with a name (or one that should have had a name but the name wasn't mentioned), my wife and I were like "It's that guy/girl!"

I kept shouting at the actors, "I know you can act!  I've seen you do it in other movies!  How is it you forgot a skill so basic to your career?"

They didn't answer.  Or improve.
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A.J. Bauer
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« Reply #9 on: November 06, 2009, 03:46:21 PM »
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It's true.
He walks down the street trips up and accidentally makes a film !   Wink

This statement is untrue. He takes a crap, rubs Christian Slater's face in it, tapes it on camera, then sell it as a film.

Or at least that's what he did with "Alone in The Dark"...
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