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« on: November 06, 2009, 03:07:59 PM »
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What could Animal Mother (from Full Metal Jacket) be thinking or saying?


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« Reply #1 on: November 06, 2009, 03:15:30 PM »
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"I use Oxi-Clean to wash my chucks. It gets Charlie's blood out 99.9% of the time"
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« Reply #2 on: November 06, 2009, 05:51:08 PM »
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« Reply #3 on: November 06, 2009, 07:34:03 PM »
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"Move out quick, squad!  Borntreger's trying to organize another screening of SEXTETTE!"
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I'm thinking it may be a trap...but I'm not sure.

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« Reply #4 on: November 06, 2009, 08:31:22 PM »
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"Move out quick, squad!  Borntreger's trying to organize another screening of SEXTETTE!"
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« Reply #5 on: November 06, 2009, 09:01:27 PM »
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Whoa!  I think those guys might be ... not alive.
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« Reply #6 on: November 06, 2009, 10:12:12 PM »
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(To dead comrades:) Take THAT, little green men!  I'll teach YOU to tell me to take my meds!!!
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« Reply #7 on: November 07, 2009, 05:21:55 AM »
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"Hurry up and take the picture. I can't hold this much longer."
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« Reply #8 on: November 07, 2009, 05:27:45 AM »
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Come on, guys.  Respawn.
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« Reply #9 on: November 07, 2009, 06:47:09 AM »
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"Hmmm....Should I have sex with their corpses? I mean, no-one's around..."
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« Reply #10 on: November 07, 2009, 07:33:48 PM »
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"Sorry about that, I'll make sure I'll check the safety next time."
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« Reply #11 on: November 07, 2009, 10:20:58 PM »
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« Reply #12 on: November 08, 2009, 10:33:53 AM »
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"Each member of the machine gun team, including yourself, carries 400 rounds of 7.62mm ammunition.  The sustained rate of fire of the M60 medium machine gun is 100 rounds per minute.  Team member #1 fired for 20 seconds sustained before being killed by a sniper.  Team member #2 fired for 45 seconds before being killed by a sniper.  If you fired for 10 seconds sustained before now, and take all the ammunition from your dead team members, how much ammunition will you have?"
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« Reply #13 on: November 08, 2009, 10:45:18 AM »
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« Reply #14 on: November 09, 2009, 04:05:03 PM »
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This is my last chance to salvage my acting career!
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