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« on: November 06, 2009, 03:07:59 PM »
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What could Animal Mother (from Full Metal Jacket) be thinking or saying?
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« Reply #1 on: November 06, 2009, 03:15:30 PM »
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« Reply #2 on: November 06, 2009, 05:51:08 PM »
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« Reply #3 on: November 06, 2009, 07:34:03 PM »
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« Reply #4 on: November 06, 2009, 08:31:22 PM »
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« Reply #5 on: November 06, 2009, 09:01:27 PM »
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Whoa!  I think those guys might be ... not alive.
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« Reply #6 on: November 06, 2009, 10:12:12 PM »
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« Reply #7 on: November 07, 2009, 05:21:55 AM »
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« Reply #8 on: November 07, 2009, 05:27:45 AM »
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« Reply #9 on: November 07, 2009, 06:47:09 AM »
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« Reply #12 on: November 08, 2009, 10:33:53 AM »
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"Each member of the machine gun team, including yourself, carries 400 rounds of 7.62mm ammunition.  The sustained rate of fire of the M60 medium machine gun is 100 rounds per minute.  Team member #1 fired for 20 seconds sustained before being killed by a sniper.  Team member #2 fired for 45 seconds before being killed by a sniper.  If you fired for 10 seconds sustained before now, and take all the ammunition from your dead team members, how much ammunition will you have?"
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« Reply #13 on: November 08, 2009, 10:45:18 AM »
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« Reply #14 on: November 09, 2009, 04:05:03 PM »
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