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« on: November 15, 2009, 10:51:49 PM »

"We're selling this sh*t on Ebay..."
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« Reply #1 on: November 15, 2009, 11:40:12 PM »
"So, we wait until Mark falls alseep first and..."
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« Reply #2 on: November 17, 2009, 03:12:41 PM »
"Well, I picked it up at a garage sale for a buck fifty.  I might put it over the fireplace.  What do you think guys?...... Guys?"
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Set out runnin', but I take my time.
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If I get home before daylight, just might get some sleep.  Tonight.
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« Reply #3 on: November 19, 2009, 12:19:09 AM »
Quote from: The DarkSider on November 15, 2009, 10:51:49 PM


"yeah, so what if he can act as good as me...."
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« Reply #4 on: November 19, 2009, 09:27:17 AM »
"I think your ventriloquist act needs a different gimmick."
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« Reply #5 on: November 23, 2009, 03:31:22 PM »


"We can market it as a Pez Dispenser and make a fortune ...!"
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« Reply #6 on: November 23, 2009, 10:32:36 PM »
Quote from: The DarkSider on November 15, 2009, 10:51:49 PM


You stole that from a dead man's tomb? Tut-tut.
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"There's this company that's trying to build the ultimate Roach Motel: the reoaches check in, and once they get there, a Mr. T cannibal roach eats them alive. Only thing is, all these Mr. T cannibal roaches... start hangin around the diner, wadin around in the chicken-fried steak, and one day they get REAL hungry and eat a German shepherd in about 15 seconds, and pretty soon we got giant mutant insects running for city council."-Joe Bob on THE NEST
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« Reply #7 on: November 23, 2009, 11:05:55 PM »
"Don't look at me.  This was my wife's Idea."
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Giggity giggity giggity giggity, let's have sex!
« Reply #8 on: November 24, 2009, 03:17:26 PM »
Quote from: The DarkSider on November 15, 2009, 10:51:49 PM



Guy holding Tut bust: Now when he was a young man, he never thought he'd see.. people stand in line, to see the boy king!
2 guys: King Tut!
Guy: How'd you get so funky?
2 guys: Funky Tut!
Guy: Did you do the monkey?
2 guys: Born in Arizona, moved to Babylonia, King Tut!
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Tuesdays in the '80s I was always in bed by 8... and home by 11.  Giggity giggity goo!
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« Reply #9 on: November 27, 2009, 12:39:13 AM »
Quote from: The DarkSider on November 15, 2009, 10:51:49 PM


"Look at the sh*t my wife gets at Christmas Tree Shop!"
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« Reply #10 on: December 08, 2009, 10:23:20 AM »
Guys, I'd like to introduce you to my girlfriend, Laura...
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