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« Reply #315 on: December 07, 2011, 11:08:28 PM »
Quote from: A.J. Bauer on December 07, 2011, 10:21:03 PM
I'm looking for an MST3K episode but I can't remember the movie title. It was directed by Ed Wood and it was NOT the Sinister Urge (Which he wrote, actually).

Either BRIDE OF THE MONSTER (Ed was director) or THE VIOLENT YEARS (Ed was screenwriter).  I don't believe they did any other Ed movies besides those 3.
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« Reply #316 on: December 08, 2011, 01:53:38 PM »
Quote from: Rev. Powell on December 07, 2011, 11:08:28 PM
Quote from: A.J. Bauer on December 07, 2011, 10:21:03 PM
I'm looking for an MST3K episode but I can't remember the movie title. It was directed by Ed Wood and it was NOT the Sinister Urge (Which he wrote, actually).

Either BRIDE OF THE MONSTER (Ed was director) or THE VIOLENT YEARS (Ed was screenwriter).  I don't believe they did any other Ed movies besides those 3.

Yeah, that's it. The Violent Years. Thanks.
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« Reply #317 on: December 17, 2011, 01:23:25 PM »
DEVIL DOLL

CROW [as scantily clad ventriloquists assistant during "tense" scene]: He's dying out there, I'll go out and flash a cheek.

Vorelli: But you haven't finished your drink.
CROW: Drink the Blood of the Virgin!  Or am I being creepy?

TOM: I tell ya, you only rent ham.
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« Reply #318 on: February 18, 2012, 11:36:45 AM »
DEVIL FISH

[When the title flashes]
MIKE: Our special tonight is Devil Fish with Satanic string beans and deep-Lucifered potatoes.

[Another incompetent montage]
TOM: Just because you can edit doesn't mean you should.

[The emaciated heroine is running towards the camera in a one-piece bathing suit]
MIKE: Blake Edwards' ".10".
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« Reply #319 on: February 23, 2012, 04:14:50 AM »
Quote from: Rev. Powell on February 18, 2012, 11:36:45 AM
DEVIL FISH

[When the title flashes]
MIKE: Our special tonight is Devil Fish with Satanic string beans and deep-Lucifered potatoes.

[Another incompetent montage]
TOM: Just because you can edit doesn't mean you should.

[The emaciated heroine is running towards the camera in a one-piece bathing suit]
MIKE: Blake Edwards' ".10".

 BounceGiggle TeddyR

The laughing scene during the end credits is pretty funny too: been a while since I saw Tom bounce up and down like that.  Smile
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« Reply #320 on: May 06, 2012, 09:17:28 AM »
"Mr. B-Natural"

JOEL: Mr. B, you're hot!

[Buzz has an awkward social interaction]
JOEL:  That hurt, I'm all messed up inside, if only an androgynous man would come and visit me!

[Singing along at the school dance]
ALL: "We're white, we're white, we're really really white..."

"X Marks the Spot"

Guardian Angel: After that, I never had any problems with Joe around schools. He'd crawl by at a snail's pace.
TOM: Nursing homes, though, whoah!
Guardian Angel: See, Your Honor, Joe had two kids of his own at that school.
CROW: And if his wife ever found out...

"Design for Dreaming"

Crazy singing dreaming consumer lady: I want a Pontiac too!
MIKE: She is a high-maintenance date!

TOM: Future may not be available as seen. Personal fates may vary. Future not available in Africa, India, or Central/South America.
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« Reply #321 on: May 06, 2012, 01:49:15 PM »
from the short WHAT TO DO ON A DATE

Narrator: "This story begins with Jeff - and Kay -"
Joel: "- and a human ear."

Jeff flips through Nick's notebook, sees Kay's phone number and does a stagey double take.
Tom: "My God! Kay's been missing since last February!!"
Jeff: "Hey why don't you ask Kay to come to the scavenger sale?"
Crow (as Nick): "YOU LOOKED IN MY BOOK DIDN'T YOU?!?!?!"


Nick begins to phone Kay.
Crow: "With every dial he comes closer to the most humiliating moment of his life."

Nick is pondering the events calendar.
Narrator: "Perhaps a weenie roast -"
Trio: "NOOOOOO!!!!"
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