Draug
Bad Movie Lover
Karma: 21
Posts: 169
Maybe we're at war with Norway?
|
 |
« on: February 25, 2010, 10:05:19 AM » |
|
 "Uuuuulph. Euuulph. H fgoth bthholes oustue." Translated: Heeelp! Heeelp! I forgot to make breathing holes in my costume. |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
I was wonderin' when El Capitan was gonna get a chance to use his popgun.
|
|
|
Jack
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema
Karma: 750
Posts: 6675
|
|
« Reply #1 on: February 25, 2010, 12:01:01 PM » |
|
The new Glad Stretch-Flex garbage bags undergo field testing.
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
Currently trying to think of something witty to put here.
|
|
|
DS
Master Of Cinematic Bowel Movements
B-Movie Kraken
Karma: 1757
Posts: 14756
"Got Garbage?"
|
|
« Reply #2 on: February 25, 2010, 12:15:13 PM » |
|
"Chewed....gasp...too much....gasp...gum...blew bubble...dying....need...gasp...help..."
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
El Toro Loco
That bastard that people seem to tolerate....
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema
Karma: 459
Posts: 7565
|
|
« Reply #3 on: February 25, 2010, 06:24:26 PM » |
|
Help, i dont wanna spanking!
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
retrorussell
Alllll right. Huh, huh!
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema
Karma: 508
Posts: 4963
Giggity giggity giggity giggity, let's have sex!
|
|
« Reply #4 on: February 25, 2010, 10:13:16 PM » |
|
Hey! Who put the yogurt on the top shelf without a lid on??? Yuck!!! |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
Tuesdays in the '80s I was always in bed by 8... and home by 11. Giggity giggity goo!
|
|
|
sideorderofninjas
B-Movie Site Webmaster
Bad Movie Lover
Karma: 83
Posts: 649
|
|
« Reply #5 on: February 25, 2010, 11:14:09 PM » |
|
The dangers of a teenager with 500 tubs of slime from the 1980s...
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
JJ80
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema
Karma: 453
Posts: 6223
|
|
« Reply #6 on: February 25, 2010, 11:20:41 PM » |
|
HELP....................The candyfloss is overpowering me!
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
There are few things more beautiful than a sporting montage with a soft-rock soundtrack
|
|
|
retrorussell
Alllll right. Huh, huh!
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema
Karma: 508
Posts: 4963
Giggity giggity giggity giggity, let's have sex!
|
|
« Reply #7 on: February 26, 2010, 12:05:54 AM » |
|
He should've used Hubba Bubba. It won't stick to your face.
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
Tuesdays in the '80s I was always in bed by 8... and home by 11. Giggity giggity goo!
|
|
|
vukxfiles
Bad Movie Lover
Karma: 27
Posts: 785
|
|
« Reply #8 on: February 26, 2010, 04:37:28 AM » |
|
He's just come out of King Kong's nose.
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
TheGreatWhiteDope
Movie Reviewer And Professional Nit-Picking Geek
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema
Karma: 207
Posts: 1203
I have more DVDs than brain cells...
|
|
« Reply #9 on: February 28, 2010, 10:33:10 PM » |
|
See, Tom Cruise? Toldja not to eat that placenta....
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
|
Joe the Destroyer
Guest
|
|
« Reply #10 on: March 01, 2010, 04:08:09 AM » |
|
"Circumcision? Why?"
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
AndyC
Global Moderator
B-Movie Kraken
Karma: 1307
Posts: 10513
|
|
« Reply #11 on: March 18, 2010, 09:22:49 AM » |
|
After numerous focus groups, McDonalds decided against a new, edgier Grimace.
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
---------------------
"Join me in the abyss of savings."
|
|
|
feiyen
Dedicated Viewer
Karma: 6
Posts: 90
|
|
« Reply #12 on: March 18, 2010, 04:50:10 PM » |
|
condom tester, was really mislead on what the job entailed.
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
AndyC
Global Moderator
B-Movie Kraken
Karma: 1307
Posts: 10513
|
|
« Reply #13 on: March 18, 2010, 05:29:32 PM » |
|
You Can't Do That on Television: The Move!
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
---------------------
"Join me in the abyss of savings."
|
|
|
El Toro Loco
That bastard that people seem to tolerate....
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema
Karma: 459
Posts: 7565
|
|
« Reply #14 on: March 18, 2010, 05:37:12 PM » |
|
got...to...reach...for....the....ax.....
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
|
