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« Reply #660 on: September 28, 2017, 11:37:26 AM »

How'd they know Hugh Hefner was dead?

He went stiff without a viagra.
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« Reply #661 on: September 28, 2017, 05:07:20 PM »

How'd they know Hugh Hefner was dead?

He went stiff without a viagra.

How long have you been sitting on that one?
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ER
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« Reply #662 on: September 28, 2017, 06:20:57 PM »

How'd they know Hugh Hefner was dead?

He went stiff without a viagra.

How long have you been sitting on that one?
Shrug, it just came to me.
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« Reply #663 on: September 30, 2017, 10:08:42 PM »

Did you know that sometimes teachers make great hookers?  Because you know teachers, they make you do stuff over and over again until you get it right. TeddyR
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« Reply #664 on: October 01, 2017, 12:04:49 PM »

Someone broke in to my house and stole my limbo trophy. Just how low can they go?
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yeah no.
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« Reply #665 on: October 11, 2017, 09:04:41 PM »


Why does Harvey Weinstein always cry during sex?

Because of the mace.
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« Reply #666 on: October 17, 2017, 08:03:11 PM »

Balloons take up more space relative to their cost than any other products sold in the last century, adjusted for inflation.

Hitler went to a fortuneteller and asked her "On which day will I die?" The seeress assured him that he will die on a Jewish holiday. "Why are you so sure of that?" demanded Hitler. "Any day", she replied, "on which you die will become a Jewish holiday."
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