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« on: July 27, 2010, 07:03:38 AM »
over the weekend we (my wife and I) watched a movie set Zombies (aka I Eat Your Skin), The Blood Seekers and Blood Stalkers. (I rented this from Netflix to see Blood Stalkers)... anyway were was another Elvira want-to-be, this time the girl (Morella) is viewed from her side and she was stiff. I think she was shot at this angle so she would look skinny and make her boobs look bigger. But it was insanely silly to watch because it looked like she only has one hand and you can see she is overweight or it makes her look MORE overweight then what she could be (but I dont know she is only seen in this shot in two movie intros).



But what was more impressly bad was her delivery to tell us the jokes (seems to be reading them)

Then I've remember seeing another "mistress from the dark" and she also seemed like an old goth (redemption video?) talking about something that wasnt even about the movie we were watching with 2 topless girls (also unsexy) pretending to be cavewoman and cannibals or silly cave-lesbian-cannibals ...

Anyway is there an Elvira contract out there that says these Elvira want-to-be's need to be somewhat unsexy and unfunny (which would be funny if true) or these video companies are just too cheap to buy talent?
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« Reply #1 on: July 27, 2010, 07:08:17 AM »
Elvira wannabes make me cry.


Elvira is like the Highlander.

There can be only one !
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« Reply #2 on: July 27, 2010, 09:12:25 AM »
And Elvira was a ripoff of Vampira. Who cares, at least Elvira had some hotness.
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« Reply #3 on: July 27, 2010, 09:19:57 AM »
Quote from: Flick James on July 27, 2010, 09:12:25 AM
And Elvira was a ripoff of Vampira. Who cares, at least Elvira had some hotness.

lol... although Vampira tried to sue Elvira and failed... so Elvira isnt a ripoff but an improvement.
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« Reply #4 on: July 27, 2010, 10:12:21 AM »
Quote from: Flick James on July 27, 2010, 09:12:25 AM
And Elvira was a ripoff of Vampira. Who cares, at least Elvira had some hotness.
Vampira was a ripoff of Morticia Addams. 
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« Reply #5 on: July 27, 2010, 10:23:19 AM »
Quote from: Chainsaw midget on July 27, 2010, 10:12:21 AM
Quote from: Flick James on July 27, 2010, 09:12:25 AM
And Elvira was a ripoff of Vampira. Who cares, at least Elvira had some hotness.
Vampira was a ripoff of Morticia Addams.  

Mmmmmm. I always had a thing for Carolyn Jones as Morticia Addams.
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« Reply #6 on: July 27, 2010, 11:40:56 AM »
Did anyone watch the show where Elvira was looking for the Next Elvira? 

What a turd that was.   BounceGiggle BounceGiggle  The woman were not as hot or cool as Elvira.

Oh well.

There will ALWAYS be one true Elvira.   Cheers

Later,

John
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« Reply #7 on: July 27, 2010, 12:08:05 PM »
Quote from: JPickettIII on July 27, 2010, 11:40:56 AM
Did anyone watch the show where Elvira was looking for the Next Elvira? 

What a turd that was.   BounceGiggle BounceGiggle  The woman were not as hot or cool as Elvira.

Oh well.

There will ALWAYS be one true Elvira.   Cheers

Later,

John

Such a time waste show (I only think it serves one purpose... paying Elvira for being famous)

So what happen with that girl?
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« Reply #8 on: July 27, 2010, 12:24:56 PM »
Quote from: Skull on July 27, 2010, 12:08:05 PM
Quote from: JPickettIII on July 27, 2010, 11:40:56 AM
Did anyone watch the show where Elvira was looking for the Next Elvira? 

What a turd that was.   BounceGiggle BounceGiggle  The woman were not as hot or cool as Elvira.

Oh well.

There will ALWAYS be one true Elvira.   Cheers

Later,

John

Such a time waste show (I only think it serves one purpose... paying Elvira for being famous)

So what happen with that girl?

I think her name was April. I have her locked up in my basement... Wink
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« Reply #9 on: July 27, 2010, 02:05:34 PM »
Quote from: Skull on July 27, 2010, 07:03:38 AM
Then I've remember seeing another "mistress from the dark" and she also seemed like an old goth (redemption video?) talking about something that wasnt even about the movie we were watching with 2 topless girls (also unsexy) pretending to be cavewoman and cannibals or silly cave-lesbian-cannibals ...

That's Eileen Daly.  She was in a few cheapass horror films as well as at least a couple of pornos.  Horrible, horrible, British pornos.  British porno is the only thing worse than British food.
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« Reply #10 on: July 27, 2010, 04:36:16 PM »
Quote from: akiratubo on July 27, 2010, 02:05:34 PM
Quote from: Skull on July 27, 2010, 07:03:38 AM
Then I've remember seeing another "mistress from the dark" and she also seemed like an old goth (redemption video?) talking about something that wasnt even about the movie we were watching with 2 topless girls (also unsexy) pretending to be cavewoman and cannibals or silly cave-lesbian-cannibals ...

That's Eileen Daly.  She was in a few cheapass horror films as well as at least a couple of pornos.  Horrible, horrible, British pornos.  British porno is the only thing worse than British food.

*ahem*
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« Reply #11 on: July 28, 2010, 01:08:44 AM »
Quote from: Skull on July 27, 2010, 07:03:38 AM
over the weekend we (my wife and I) watched a movie set Zombies (aka I Eat Your Skin), The Blood Seekers and Blood Stalkers. (I rented this from Netflix to see Blood Stalkers)... anyway were was another Elvira want-to-be, this time the girl (Morella) is viewed from her side and she was stiff. I think she was shot at this angle so she would look skinny and make her boobs look bigger. But it was insanely silly to watch because it looked like she only has one hand and you can see she is overweight or it makes her look MORE overweight then what she could be (but I dont know she is only seen in this shot in two movie intros).



But what was more impressly bad was her delivery to tell us the jokes (seems to be reading them)

Then I've remember seeing another "mistress from the dark" and she also seemed like an old goth (redemption video?) talking about something that wasnt even about the movie we were watching with 2 topless girls (also unsexy) pretending to be cavewoman and cannibals or silly cave-lesbian-cannibals ...

Anyway is there an Elvira contract out there that says these Elvira want-to-be's need to be somewhat unsexy and unfunny (which would be funny if true) or these video companies are just too cheap to buy talent?
Ozzymandias speaks: I have a DVD of Guru the Mad Monk and Grave of the Vampire with her on it. She is pretty bad. I think she has a laugh track on my DVD.

Ozzymandias has spoken!!!
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« Reply #12 on: July 28, 2010, 11:01:43 AM »
Quote from: Doggett on July 27, 2010, 04:36:16 PM
Quote from: akiratubo on July 27, 2010, 02:05:34 PM
Quote from: Skull on July 27, 2010, 07:03:38 AM
Then I've remember seeing another "mistress from the dark" and she also seemed like an old goth (redemption video?) talking about something that wasnt even about the movie we were watching with 2 topless girls (also unsexy) pretending to be cavewoman and cannibals or silly cave-lesbian-cannibals ...

That's Eileen Daly.  She was in a few cheapass horror films as well as at least a couple of pornos.  Horrible, horrible, British pornos.  British porno is the only thing worse than British food.

*ahem*

Okay, okay.  British teeth are also as bad as British food.  Happy now?  Wink

(Just friendly joshing, of course; I love the Brits!)
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« Reply #13 on: July 28, 2010, 12:12:13 PM »
lol... I think there are some good looking Brits! And I do like Fish and chips...
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« Reply #14 on: July 30, 2010, 12:58:10 PM »
I finally got to see Stella of Saturday Night dead' fame.
That made me hope her shows are available on DvD.
Gotta love AMERICAN SCARY.
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