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retrorussell
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« Reply #270 on: June 16, 2016, 08:29:45 PM »

Sorry, we're out of toilet paper; you'll just have to wipe your butt with this live hornet's nest.
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« Reply #271 on: June 16, 2016, 09:01:33 PM »


Boy, my computer runs WAY better now that I installed all those Updates!
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« Reply #272 on: June 18, 2016, 02:40:32 PM »

Sorry, we're out of toilet paper; you'll just have to wipe your butt with this live hornet's nest.

If it's made out of paper, then that's good enough for me.
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« Reply #273 on: August 19, 2016, 09:51:18 AM »

Yes I've gotten enough sleep, and no I don't need coffee this morning, the baby didn't cry at all last night.
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« Reply #274 on: January 14, 2017, 11:43:09 PM »

I got held up at gun point and was forced to teach a water buffalo ballet. 
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« Reply #275 on: January 23, 2017, 09:52:57 AM »

On the dark side of the moon, peacocks in mud pies taste like pine berry taco shells.
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« Reply #276 on: January 28, 2017, 05:31:22 PM »

I think I'll make mountain oysters out of my own testicles!
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« Reply #277 on: February 12, 2017, 03:32:29 PM »

"Scalded soiled silicone sandwiches send scant shivers spinning softly, soundly southward," sour Sapphic Sally Smolderstein, sexy Selma Smith's spinster Sephardic step-sister, superciliously saddling salmon, shouted shrilly sans sniffling symptoms, seven-seventeen, Saturday September Second, scooping Sam's Sunday Sentinel story; Sam said she'd supposedly sighted striding sinewy stinky snakes slithering southward scaring Seattle's Sixth Street shoppers, simultaneously selfishly snoring shrewishly, silver-shirted Sir Simon Sinclair-Sotherbottle, Scottish savant/scone-slobberer, stated.
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« Reply #278 on: February 12, 2017, 06:53:37 PM »

"Scalded soiled silicone sandwiches send scant shivers spinning softly, soundly southward," sour Sapphic Sally Smolderstein, sexy Selma Smith's spinster Sephardic step-sister, superciliously saddling salmon, shouted shrilly sans sniffling symptoms, seven-seventeen, Saturday September Second, scooping Sam's Sunday Sentinel story; Sam said she'd supposedly sighted striding sinewy stinky snakes slithering southward scaring Seattle's Sixth Street shoppers, simultaneously selfishly snoring shrewishly, silver-shirted Sir Simon Sinclair-Sotherbottle, Scottish savant/scone-slobberer, stated.

You should be a writer. I read yer "intoduce yerself" thread-your good. You write cinematic-if ya know what I mean. Yer a good writer.This is kinda silly-but it's-its still very good!  You should be a f**king writer! YOUR GOOD.
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« Reply #279 on: February 12, 2017, 07:52:39 PM »

It was a difficult situation, but once we got the legal system involved, everything went smoothly from there.
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« Reply #280 on: February 12, 2017, 11:01:37 PM »

"Scalded soiled silicone sandwiches send scant shivers spinning softly, soundly southward," sour Sapphic Sally Smolderstein, sexy Selma Smith's spinster Sephardic step-sister, superciliously saddling salmon, shouted shrilly sans sniffling symptoms, seven-seventeen, Saturday September Second, scooping Sam's Sunday Sentinel story; Sam said she'd supposedly sighted striding sinewy stinky snakes slithering southward scaring Seattle's Sixth Street shoppers, simultaneously selfishly snoring shrewishly, silver-shirted Sir Simon Sinclair-Sotherbottle, Scottish savant/scone-slobberer, stated.

You should be a writer. I read yer "intoduce yerself" thread-your good. You write cinematic-if ya know what I mean. Yer a good writer.This is kinda silly-but it's-its still very good!  You should be a f**king writer! YOUR GOOD.

Thank you most sincerely, RC. :-)
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« Reply #281 on: February 12, 2017, 11:14:03 PM »

Ronnie - go back to the "Short Story Challenge" thread I started and read the one she posted there!  It's a hoot!
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retrorussell
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« Reply #282 on: February 13, 2017, 11:56:41 PM »

Is that your sweet, pungent coccyx I smell?
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« Reply #283 on: February 14, 2017, 12:18:47 AM »

It's wonderful to see ALL Americans agree on something!
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Howdy sugah!


« Reply #284 on: February 14, 2017, 03:06:43 AM »

These aren't the droids we sodomized back on planet Upyerbuttandaroundthecorner.
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