Riddles

[Leah]

Im going to guess they are active?

There's this one story house, but everything inside is purple- the rooms, water, food. bed, etc. what color are the stairs?

[SPazzo]

There's this one story house, but everything inside is purple- the rooms, water, food. bed, etc. what color are the stairs?

There are no stairs....

Okay, here's one:

I'm in a computer, and also in a dog.
I'm in your brother, as well as in the fog.
I'm not in your sister, but I am in your mom.
I won't be in the grass, but you'll find me in Tom.
You'll find me in a door, accompanied by a twin.
I can be found in a dove, but not ever in a spin.
I won't be seen in a cat, but you'll know I'm with two.
If you've been paying attention, I'm in you!

What am I?

[indianasmith]

The letter O!!!!!

[Leah]

There's this one story house, but everything inside is purple- the rooms, water, food. bed, etc. what color are the stairs?

There are no stairs....

here's the actual answer- Are there stairs- the reason is that there isn't any indication if there is a stairs case or not. karma though..

[Allhallowsday]

Why do kittens make good television announcers?

'Cause they have small paws.

[Mofo Rising]

Try this:

The Maker does not need it, the Buyer does not use it and the User does so without seeing it.  What is it?

Anybody solved this one yet?

Ghouck, you've got me stumped. How do you get a condom off an elephant?

You take the 'Y' out of SAY, and the 'F' out of WAY.

Here goes...

There's no "F" in WAY!

[ghouck]

Ghouck, you've got me stumped. How do you get a condom off an elephant?

You take the 'Y' out of SAY, and the 'F' out of WAY.

Here goes...

There's no "F" in WAY!

Darn right there's not!!!

[Olivia Bauer]

This is fun!

[Leah]

here's a classic that I don't get.

What's gold, has four wheels and flies?

[Mofo Rising]

This one hasn't been solved:
What's the difference between a saloon and an elephant's fart??

Ahem: (and only because I have kids) One's a bar room and the other is a BAROOOOM!

Try this:

The Maker does not need it, the Buyer does not use it and the User does so without seeing it.  What is it?

This was never answered and it's driving me crazy. (I'm not going to Google it.)

[Raffine]

Why do kittens make good television announcers?

'Cause they have small paws.

Close.

It's because they have 'wee paws for station identification'.   

[Newt]

The Maker does not need it, the Buyer does not use it and the User does so without seeing it.  What is it?

This was never answered and it's driving me crazy. (I'm not going to Google it.)

 

[Mofo Rising]

The Maker does not need it, the Buyer does not use it and the User does so without seeing it.  What is it?

This was never answered and it's driving me crazy. (I'm not going to Google it.)

 

Alright, Newt. Well played.

Okay, you have nine coins, all of equal weight except for one counterfeit coin which is lighter than the others. Using a balance scale, can you identify the counterfeit coin in two weighings? Karma to the first person with the solution.