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« on: August 07, 2011, 09:23:06 PM »

I got two:

Sometimes you just got to take a look around and wonder, "How the hell did I get here?"

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« Reply #1 on: August 07, 2011, 09:55:18 PM »
"Robin....send down....the whale repellant bat...spray..."
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« Reply #2 on: August 07, 2011, 11:21:55 PM »

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« Reply #4 on: August 08, 2011, 05:41:33 PM »
I thought the sign said "SHAMPOO the Killer Whale!!"
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« Reply #5 on: August 08, 2011, 08:17:40 PM »
Robin, how on Earth did you get down there...
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« Reply #6 on: August 08, 2011, 08:38:23 PM »
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« Reply #7 on: August 09, 2011, 07:18:53 AM »
Christopher Nolan finally gives in and goes beyond the realm of realism.
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« Reply #8 on: August 16, 2011, 06:56:23 PM »
That second whale's smart enough not to get involved.
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« Reply #9 on: August 20, 2011, 12:40:10 PM »
And here we see the killer whale about to feast on his natural prey ... the masked vigilante. 
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« Reply #10 on: August 21, 2011, 10:59:39 AM »
When the vigilante market dried up, Batman had to turn to marine veterinary dentistry to make ends meet.
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