Favorite MadTV skit?

[claws]

Used to watch all the time and bought season one on DVD. Such a shame Warner never released the rest on DVD 

Got a favorite MadTV skit? Post them here.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9DHfR0Qhjw" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9DHfR0Qhjw</a>

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3BHtYD8wJY" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3BHtYD8wJY</a>

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOh0xKR8-7k" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOh0xKR8-7k</a>

[LilCerberus]

I always liked their sketches involving Jesus.
They were always poignant & relevant, unlike the competition.

Every body else would have just had Jesus walk in & that was it, like "OH, it's Jesus" is enough of a joke in it'self.

Mad TV's sketch where The Terminator tries to stop Judas from betraying Jesus was funny.

[Jack]

My all-time favorite

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUvoehvAm8Y" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUvoehvAm8Y</a>

Every time you see me, the Hammer's on a roll.
Even with my head, stickin' out the zipper hole   

[HappyGilmore]

Hard for me to upload from my phone, but I used to dig Artie Lange in 'That's My White Mama'.

Also dug Will Sasso in 'Kenny Rogers presents Jackass', where he was Kenny Rogers doing stunts on Jackass.

[BTM]

One of my favorites is one about this drunk guy who wakes in bed only to find out from a Secret Service agent who's in the room with him that he's been drunk for about four plus during, when which time he became President of the United States.

There's so many great lines in this stetch. 

"You mean to tell me the people the United States elected a drunk man President?"
"And then re-elected him."

"I think people found you kind of refreshing, I mean, you are pretty up front with your views."
"I don't have any views!"
"Maybe not now, sir,  but when you get in front of a camera with a bottle of Jack Daniels you can be very opiniated."

Secret Service guy (explaining all the good the President has done during his term): Well, you ended the war on drugs with your Give Us Your Drugs Or We'll Blow You're Freaking Heads Off Bill.  And you ended the war on crime with your Gives Us Your Guns Or We'll Blow You're Freaking Heads Off Campaign.
Guy: I actually said, 'Freaking'?
SS Guy: No, sir, but I'm a Mormon.

SS Guy: People were skeptical at first, but ever since you're famous b***hslap to America speech, people really started coming around.

:)

[MrMari]

Jack, that Tommy Davidson skit was from In Lining Color. Still its a classic.

This is one of my favorites from MadTV

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8QH93jWZbk" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8QH93jWZbk</a>

[HappyGilmore]

Kenny Rogers- This is Jackass.
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VV6In1K8zKk" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VV6In1K8zKk</a>

Stuart Meets the Tooth Fairy
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIDJDkbutGk" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIDJDkbutGk</a>

[indianasmith]

The show was too raunchy for my taste, but it did feature a skit with Bob Newhart that still cracks me up.  It was entitled STOP IT.  Don't know how to imbed from YouTube or I would.  It's some funny stuff, in that very typical, restrained Bob Newhart fashion.

[Newt]

Here you go, Indy:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYLMTvxOaeE" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYLMTvxOaeE</a>

[claws]

Fantanas

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jN6C_F70FpQ" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jN6C_F70FpQ</a>

Colonoscopy

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6wJLJad-P0" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6wJLJad-P0</a>

Whitney Screws Up The Classics

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQL6eV77tjI" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQL6eV77tjI</a>

[MrMari]

Hoppy Potty

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGqou27iMeo" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGqou27iMeo</a>