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A.J. Bauer
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« on: October 04, 2011, 08:48:30 PM »
Take the wish of the last person who has posted and corrupt it in any way you can! Then, post your own wish!

Example:

I wish I had a puppy!

Granted, but it's a vicious Doberman and attacks you.
I wish for a million dollars.

I'll start it off:

I wish for world peace.
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« Reply #1 on: October 04, 2011, 09:38:39 PM »
Quote from: A.J. Bauer on October 04, 2011, 08:48:30 PM

I wish for world peace.

Granted, but without armed conflict to keep the population down third world populations explode and millions who would have been quickly executed die slow, lingering deaths from starvation.

I wish for the power to make myself irresistible to a woman of my choice at will.
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« Reply #2 on: October 04, 2011, 10:43:45 PM »
But she is 19 years old and you die of sexual exhaustion a week later!

I wish . . . hmmm.  I wish my daughter didn't hurt all the time.
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"Carpe diem!" - Seize the day!  "Carpe per diem!" - Seize the daily living allowance! "Carpe carp!" - Seize the fish!
"Carpe Ngo Diem!" - Seize the South Vietnamese Dictator!
A.J. Bauer
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« Reply #3 on: October 05, 2011, 12:54:58 PM »
Granted. Now you hurt all the time.

I wish Batman Forever never existed.
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retrorussell
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Giggity giggity giggity giggity, let's have sex!
« Reply #4 on: October 05, 2011, 05:18:31 PM »
Granted.. unfortunately, now Batman And Robin exists forever.

I wish I had a billion dollars.
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« Reply #5 on: October 05, 2011, 05:39:43 PM »
Quote from: retrorussell on October 05, 2011, 05:18:31 PM

I wish I had a billion dollars.

The Sicilian mafia loans you a billion dollars... at 25% monthly interest.

I wish I had a nice cold beer.
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"...I don't know if these turkeys from Canada even read the original H.G. Wells story. The food of the gods--the icky stiff you eat right before you become a giant mutating cancerous cannibal--is supposed to be milky white goo. These guys made it into a green serum. In other words, they made H.P. Lovecraft goo, not H.G. Wells goo. They need to keep their mutants straight."-Joe Bob on FOOD OF THE GODS II
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« Reply #6 on: October 05, 2011, 05:58:37 PM »
Granted.  It just got poured down your underpants!

I wish I didn't have to grade papers tonight!
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"Carpe diem!" - Seize the day!  "Carpe per diem!" - Seize the daily living allowance! "Carpe carp!" - Seize the fish!
"Carpe Ngo Diem!" - Seize the South Vietnamese Dictator!
A.J. Bauer
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« Reply #7 on: October 05, 2011, 06:28:09 PM »
Granted. But now you have a huge backup of papers for you to grade every night for the rest of your career.

I wish Freddie Mercury was still alive.
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JaseSF
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Soon, your brain will turn to jelly.
« Reply #8 on: October 05, 2011, 06:50:54 PM »
Granted but now he's a zombie that chomps on your brain.

I wish I lived in a huge and beaufiful, spacious mansion.
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« Reply #9 on: October 05, 2011, 07:38:20 PM »
Granted, but it also functions as a drunken frat house.

I wish for continued good health.
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« Reply #10 on: October 05, 2011, 07:49:52 PM »
Quote from: Flick James on October 05, 2011, 07:38:20 PM
Granted, but it also functions as a drunken frat house.

I wish for continued good health.

Granted, but you are confined to a Wal-Mart bathroom for the rest of your life.

I wish for infinity wishes.
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« Reply #11 on: October 05, 2011, 07:56:25 PM »
Granted, but some of your anger wishes will come true.

I wish for a root beer.
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« Reply #12 on: October 05, 2011, 08:59:19 PM »
Granted but its actually beer made from roots.

I wish Christmas didn't exist. 
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retrorussell
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Giggity giggity giggity giggity, let's have sex!
« Reply #13 on: October 05, 2011, 09:12:15 PM »
Granted.. your name is now Ebenezer Scrooge.

I wish I could fly.
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JaseSF
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« Reply #14 on: October 05, 2011, 10:12:59 PM »
Granted only now someone mistakes you for a vampire and shoots a wooden stake through your heart.

I wish Superman was real.
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