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Allhallowsday
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« Reply #270 on: January 17, 2017, 11:16:07 PM »

Granted, but he eats your entire family and uses your bedroom for a litterbox.

I wish that Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton had settled the election in a steel cage death match.
Granted; but whoever won we're still up sch!tz creek without a paddle... 

I wish that everybody agreed. 
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« Reply #271 on: January 18, 2017, 04:03:56 AM »

Granted, but no one will tell you what it is that they all agreed on.

I wish my numbers would come up so I could win a stupidly large amount of money and retire to a private island which I could outfit as my evil lair.
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« Reply #272 on: January 18, 2017, 08:51:50 AM »

Granted, but you forgot to follow the Evil Overlord List http://www.worldconquer.org/evil_overlord.html, & wind up in super villain prison.

I wish someone would clean my room.
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ER
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The world becomes a dream....


« Reply #273 on: January 18, 2017, 10:27:30 AM »

Granted, but you forgot to follow the Evil Overlord List http://www.worldconquer.org/evil_overlord.html, & wind up in super villain prison.

I wish someone would clean my room.


Done! But alas they discover all the love letters you wrote to Kanye West's housekeeper.

I wish The Walking Dead would bring Don Knotts back as a zombie.
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« Reply #274 on: January 19, 2017, 06:06:27 PM »

Granted! But he starts singing as soon as he comes on screen.

I wish I'd burned those letters.
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« Reply #275 on: January 19, 2017, 07:21:21 PM »

Granted, but the author made copies and gave them to THE ENQUIRER.

I wish my toenails weren't so ugly.
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Does ANYBODY remember this guy?


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« Reply #276 on: January 20, 2017, 04:08:29 PM »

Granted, but a collector of rarities falls in love with your feet and has them cut off to add to her collection.

I wish I knew what I wanted for dinner.
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« Reply #277 on: January 23, 2017, 01:58:39 AM »

Granted, but it'll be a three hour round trip to get what you want.

I wish I could just forget the bad stuff that's happened in the past.
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« Reply #278 on: January 23, 2017, 08:35:28 AM »

Granted, but now you're doomed to make exactly the same mistakes in the future.

I wish I could lose just five more pounds.
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« Reply #279 on: January 23, 2017, 09:51:31 AM »

Granted, but now you're doomed to make exactly the same mistakes in the future.

I wish I could lose just five more pounds.

Alakazam! Exactly five pounds worth of flesh below your right mid-thigh is bitten off by an irate elephant.

I wish could read at 20,000 words per minute with perfect information-retention, and this gift would not result in me being kidnapped/pressed into service to another, that I would not lose my eyesight in the future, or that books would go extinct, or that I'd only have to read books I found lame, or that I'd die before I got to use the gift for a while, or go to prison, in fact I'd be happy with it and life would be great. (Gauntlet down. Get creative!)

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« Reply #280 on: January 23, 2017, 03:27:23 PM »

Granted. However, the perfect retention results in your brain's memory storage reaching capacity rather quickly. As a result, all your non-reading memories (family, friends, basic social interactions, how to not poop yourself, etc.) are deleted.

I wish I was capable of getting a good night's rest and wake up refreshed in the morning.
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« Reply #281 on: January 23, 2017, 03:33:26 PM »

Addendum to the previous wish granting: Even so, you find yourself content to wallow in your own filth.
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« Reply #282 on: January 23, 2017, 06:11:45 PM »

Dang, I was gonna take that one!  OK, the cycle is broken.

I wish that no wish I make could ever be granted.


CORRUPT THAT!
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El Misfit
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« Reply #283 on: January 23, 2017, 07:22:21 PM »

Granted, but you have bamboo instead of regular grass on your lawn.

I wish that the ice maker in my freezer wasn't broken.
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« Reply #284 on: January 23, 2017, 08:07:27 PM »

No one ever corrupted Sitting Duck's wish, so I will: granted, you rest so peacefully that you sleep right through the burglars who completely wipe you out.

Someone else can corrupt El Misfit's wish above.
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"Clive [Barker]'s idea of a great time is to have a nightmare about a woman with three heads and no skin who flays your body with a pitchfork. To give you some idea, NIGHTBREED has over 200 pus monsters, including one guy with a crescent moonhead like the McDonald's commercial and a fat guy with snakes that pop out of his stomach and eat your face off, and these are the GOOD GUYS. These are the people we're supposed to LIKE."-Joe Bob on NIGHTBREED
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