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« Reply #285 on: January 23, 2017, 09:40:03 PM »

Granted, but you have bamboo instead of regular grass on your lawn.

I wish that the ice maker in my freezer wasn't broken.

WAIT! By granting my wish, you violated it.

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"Carpe diem!" - Seize the day!  "Carpe per diem!" - Seize the daily living allowance! "Carpe carp!" - Seize the fish!
"Carpe Ngo Diem!" - Seize the South Vietnamese Dictator!
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« Reply #286 on: January 23, 2017, 10:15:01 PM »

Granted, but you have bamboo instead of regular grass on your lawn.

I wish that the ice maker in my freezer wasn't broken.

WAIT! By granting my wish, you violated it.

I AM INCORRUPTIBLE!!!!!!!!!! BWUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   BounceGiggle BounceGiggle hot

"I wish that no wish I make could ever be granted."--Indy

Not granted---all your hopes and dreams fail, including your wishes for good fortune for your loved ones. You die the unhappiest of men, broken and alone.

I wish that the ice maker in El Misfit's freezer wasn't broken.
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"Clive [Barker]'s idea of a great time is to have a nightmare about a woman with three heads and no skin who flays your body with a pitchfork. To give you some idea, NIGHTBREED has over 200 pus monsters, including one guy with a crescent moonhead like the McDonald's commercial and a fat guy with snakes that pop out of his stomach and eat your face off, and these are the GOOD GUYS. These are the people we're supposed to LIKE."-Joe Bob on NIGHTBREED
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« Reply #287 on: January 23, 2017, 11:27:15 PM »

I would foil that by simply wishing death and destruction on all that I love, and then sit back and watch them prosper!!!  Wink

Granted, but now instead of ice cubes it turns the whole refrigerator into a giant block of solid ice.
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"Carpe Ngo Diem!" - Seize the South Vietnamese Dictator!
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« Reply #288 on: January 24, 2017, 08:44:24 AM »

I would foil that by simply wishing death and destruction on all that I love, and then sit back and watch them prosper!!!  Wink

Granted, but now instead of ice cubes it turns the whole refrigerator into a giant block of solid ice.

Make a new wish!
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"Clive [Barker]'s idea of a great time is to have a nightmare about a woman with three heads and no skin who flays your body with a pitchfork. To give you some idea, NIGHTBREED has over 200 pus monsters, including one guy with a crescent moonhead like the McDonald's commercial and a fat guy with snakes that pop out of his stomach and eat your face off, and these are the GOOD GUYS. These are the people we're supposed to LIKE."-Joe Bob on NIGHTBREED
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« Reply #289 on: January 24, 2017, 05:52:18 PM »

I wish I was an Oscar Mayer Weiner!!!
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« Reply #290 on: January 24, 2017, 06:42:36 PM »

I wish I was an Oscar Mayer Weiner!!!

Not granted, due to you previously wishing "I wish that no wish I make could ever be granted."

I wish I had an awesome major weiner.
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"Clive [Barker]'s idea of a great time is to have a nightmare about a woman with three heads and no skin who flays your body with a pitchfork. To give you some idea, NIGHTBREED has over 200 pus monsters, including one guy with a crescent moonhead like the McDonald's commercial and a fat guy with snakes that pop out of his stomach and eat your face off, and these are the GOOD GUYS. These are the people we're supposed to LIKE."-Joe Bob on NIGHTBREED
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« Reply #291 on: January 24, 2017, 06:48:34 PM »

Granted, you are now the proud owner of a 2 story tall wiener dog!

I wish my hair didn't get long.
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« Reply #292 on: January 28, 2017, 05:29:07 PM »

Granted, but your hair is locked in with the worst haircut EVER!

I wish Zach Snyder would go away and never be heard from again by anyone.
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« Reply #293 on: February 18, 2017, 11:49:02 AM »

Ok, but studios hire Uwe Boll in his place.

I wish I could think of a wish...
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« Reply #294 on: February 18, 2017, 05:16:17 PM »

Granted, but right after thinking of the perfect wish to make, you forget what it was.

I wish John Carpenter would find his mojo and make another good movie.
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« Reply #295 on: February 18, 2017, 09:33:50 PM »

Granted, but you never see it, because the movie is a documentary about your own gruesome death.

I wish I could relive the night I lost my virginity.
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"Clive [Barker]'s idea of a great time is to have a nightmare about a woman with three heads and no skin who flays your body with a pitchfork. To give you some idea, NIGHTBREED has over 200 pus monsters, including one guy with a crescent moonhead like the McDonald's commercial and a fat guy with snakes that pop out of his stomach and eat your face off, and these are the GOOD GUYS. These are the people we're supposed to LIKE."-Joe Bob on NIGHTBREED
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« Reply #296 on: February 18, 2017, 10:45:24 PM »

Granted, but your parents walk in on you.

I wish that weather would stay consistent.
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« Reply #297 on: February 19, 2017, 04:52:53 AM »

Granted, but it's consistantly thunderstorming so you can never play golf again.

I wish my baby would stop crying
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« Reply #298 on: February 19, 2017, 11:04:36 AM »

Granted, but now all those excess tears are streaming out somewhere else. Hope you like changing diapers.

I wish for good fortune for whoever grants this wish.
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"Clive [Barker]'s idea of a great time is to have a nightmare about a woman with three heads and no skin who flays your body with a pitchfork. To give you some idea, NIGHTBREED has over 200 pus monsters, including one guy with a crescent moonhead like the McDonald's commercial and a fat guy with snakes that pop out of his stomach and eat your face off, and these are the GOOD GUYS. These are the people we're supposed to LIKE."-Joe Bob on NIGHTBREED
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« Reply #299 on: February 20, 2017, 02:30:03 AM »

Granted, but all their good fortune comes at your expense.

I wish I could find where I put my bank card.
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