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« on: November 23, 2011, 03:18:45 PM »
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Several members of the group carried out the attacks in September and October by forcefully cutting the beards and hair of Amish men and women, authorities said. Cutting the hair is a highly offensive act to the Amish, who believe the Bible instructs women to let their hair grow long and men to grow beards and stop shaving once they marry.

Funny that the suspect's name is 'Mullet'
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« Reply #1 on: November 23, 2011, 05:39:11 PM »
Amish fundamentalist terrorism. What's next, I ask you?
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« Reply #2 on: November 23, 2011, 06:51:00 PM »
Amish-on-Amish crime. America's secret shame.
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« Reply #3 on: November 23, 2011, 06:51:52 PM »
You know how you can tell when your Amish teen is headed for big trouble?

 - When he wears his big black hat backwards!
 - When you find his secret stash of colorful socks!
 - When you catch him looking at pictures of girls without their bonnets on!
 - When you correct him and he yells "Thou Stinketh!!!"
 - When he defiantly states: "If we had a radio, I would'st listen to RAP!!"
 - When his name is Jebediah, but he insists on being called "Jeb-Daddy."
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« Reply #4 on: November 23, 2011, 07:12:03 PM »
Quote from: indianasmith on November 23, 2011, 06:51:52 PM
You know how you can tell when your Amish teen is headed for big trouble?

 - When he wears his big black hat backwards!
 - When you find his secret stash of colorful socks!
 - When you catch him looking at pictures of girls without their bonnets on!
 - When you correct him and he yells "Thou Stinketh!!!"
 - When he defiantly states: "If we had a radio, I would'st listen to RAP!!"
 - When his name is Jebediah, but he insists on being called "Jeb-Daddy."

Or when he says on New Years Eve: "Tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1899."
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« Reply #5 on: November 23, 2011, 07:13:48 PM »
And what's the deal with the moustache-less beards? Is there something in the Bible about that?
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« Reply #6 on: November 24, 2011, 01:40:30 AM »
Not that I am aware of, and I have read the book in question more than once. TeddyR

Maybe they have Lincoln envy!
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« Reply #7 on: November 24, 2011, 07:53:46 AM »
Quote from: indianasmith on November 23, 2011, 06:51:52 PM
You know how you can tell when your Amish teen is headed for big trouble?

 - When he wears his big black hat backwards!
 - When you find his secret stash of colorful socks!
 - When you catch him looking at pictures of girls without their bonnets on!
 - When you correct him and he yells "Thou Stinketh!!!"
 - When he defiantly states: "If we had a radio, I would'st listen to RAP!!"
 - When his name is Jebediah, but he insists on being called "Jeb-Daddy."

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« Reply #8 on: November 25, 2011, 03:19:57 PM »
Well they're getting in a close shave with the law.
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« Reply #9 on: November 25, 2011, 03:58:41 PM »
Quote from: Criswell That One Guy on November 25, 2011, 03:19:57 PM
Well they're getting in a close shave with the law.

At least they didn't get themselves into a lather about it.
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« Reply #10 on: November 25, 2011, 06:04:28 PM »
I'm not against shaving amish women's beards.
That seems pretty weird to me.
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« Reply #11 on: November 27, 2011, 09:45:03 PM »
Quote from: Rev. Powell on November 25, 2011, 03:58:41 PM
Quote from: Criswell That One Guy on November 25, 2011, 03:19:57 PM
Well they're getting in a close shave with the law.

At least they didn't get themselves into a lather about it.
These jokes need to be sharpened up a bit.
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« Reply #12 on: November 27, 2011, 09:56:28 PM »
Quote from: DS on November 27, 2011, 09:45:03 PM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on November 25, 2011, 03:58:41 PM
Quote from: Criswell That One Guy on November 25, 2011, 03:19:57 PM
Well they're getting in a close shave with the law.

At least they didn't get themselves into a lather about it.
These jokes need to be sharpened up a bit.

They are a little shaggy, I admit.
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"...I don't know if these turkeys from Canada even read the original H.G. Wells story. The food of the gods--the icky stiff you eat right before you become a giant mutating cancerous cannibal--is supposed to be milky white goo. These guys made it into a green serum. In other words, they made H.P. Lovecraft goo, not H.G. Wells goo. They need to keep their mutants straight."-Joe Bob on FOOD OF THE GODS II
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« Reply #13 on: November 30, 2011, 01:49:11 PM »
The Amish Mafia....what's this world coming to?
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« Reply #14 on: December 01, 2011, 01:23:00 AM »
Was there perhaps a Witness to this crime?  Wink
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